god Al

Yes it might seem weird but its a thing.
They are a fictional god from a book. They took over from a god who needed ti back down. She took the name of God Zachy.

"have you prayed to our god Al today?"

"Did you hear? the next in line God Al took over?"

by alastair_coiconit June 15, 2023

in the lap of the gods

Something that's out of your hands, which you have to leave up to chance. Also the name of two dope ass Queen songs.

Dude: "Alright, I just sent my resume to the employment office. Whether I get accepted or not is in the lap of the gods."

by SandvichThief February 7, 2023

Despacito God

That one dickhead who thinks hes shit at art and is fucked up in the head but hes actually good at art and no one really cares

Despacito God> sipik do you hate me?
Sipik> nah man ur fine
Despacito God> fuckinell

by BeanSucc December 10, 2020

Cheese god

Also known as cheddar_cheessee will give you cheese if they like you

We all bow for the cheese god

Cheese for the cheese god

Person: oh holy cheese god I give cheese to you my friend
Cheddar: thank you my affementen fellow for your kind offer if you ever need cheese call out for me

by Nameless kid November 22, 2021

Harold the god

Harold the god Is the man who created the Universe. Anyone who is named Harold Contain a peice of the once formidable god.

Friend: Have you heard of HAROLD the god?

Random Harold: ๏ђ ђ๏ɭץ ђคг๏ɭ๔ เ ɭєՇ ๓ץ ร๏ยɭ ς๏ภєςՇ Շ๏ ץ๏ยгร คร ค รคςгเŦςє Շ๏ ץ๏ย

Friend: Are you ok?

by Mr.McDonalds November 5, 2021

quizlet god

people who make a quizlet for the whole class to use

Damn, you made a quizlet on all the chapters that is covered on the test. You're the ultimate quizlet god.

by crazycomposer@rancho2020 November 7, 2021

Nutsack god

Really sexy mommy that has humongous boobs

Nutsack god enjoys tits!!!
(shes a faggot)

by fruitykokichi September 12, 2021