hat stuffing

The process of finding facts or evidence to support preconceived opinions.

She's not searching the blogosphere because she's interested. She's hat stuffing, looking for dirt on Joe Biden so she can sound smart in an argument.

by pishposh1 October 18, 2008

National Soft Hat Appreciation Day

National Soft Hat Appreciation Day is October 14.

“Dude, it’s October 14!” “So?” “So, it’s National Soft Hat Appreciation Day!” “Oh, good thing I brought my lucky Russian hat!”

by Soft Hat Lover October 12, 2020

Hat

1) A piece of headwear usually worn for cosmetic or practical purposes.

2) A homosexual trap.

"Oi yeah mate I got this f'kin cap at Woolies for 2 dollarydoos last Friday."

"Dude, Hat is gay as fuck."

by AdyRhodes1999 November 22, 2021

salmon hats

The head, corpse, or a representation of your vanquished foe worn as a hat or headgear.

Orcas start wearing dead salmon hats again. Source: Live Science

by jelifish 1111 November 28, 2024

Hat

A thing that gose n ur freaking head

put hat on head than eat raw potato

by Lady Bish July 5, 2020

MUSHROOM HAT TRICK

When you match with a dude on 3 or more dating services.

"I matched with Phil on Tinder, Bumble, AND Hinge, Judy! A Mushroom Hat Trick!!!"

by angryrancor September 9, 2021

That’s why we wear hats

Used to express disgust, annoyance or unhappiness with the current economic state. Usually referring to inflation. Why we wear hats is supposed to suggest being defecated on by a flock of birds from above. Metaphorically speaking the economy is being likened to a flock of birds flying overhead. The punchline is there isn’t really a hat that can protect you from inflation.

John: god the inflation is terrible these days

Linda: we’ll that’s why we wear hats amiright

by UrbanDictator? July 19, 2025