a turd is a person with the name of taisean. very turdish, just an all around turdy person. smells like one too.
sarah: “oh my god, have you ever met taisean? he’s such a turd.”
nancy: “his name’s taisean??? no wonder everyone calls him turd.
nancy: “his name’s taisean??? no wonder everyone calls him turd.
by ihateturds October 11, 2022
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Get the Turd carter mug.El turd is that one cousin everyone has that just kinda appears how of nowhere asking you dumb questions like “do u like me” and “which cousin do you like more?”
by Happy20770 November 17, 2021
Get the El turd mug.A turd that has not been flushed and sitting in a toilet soaking up water. Someone comes along and pees on it causing a cloud of turd particles to be around the turd. I call people this when they are whining about something excessively.
Dude 1 "Man my gf made me go shopping with her and yelled at me when I tried to wander off."
Dude 2 "Ya, so? Its kinda goes the territory with having a gf."
Dude 1 "We were walking around one store for an hour. It was sooo boring."
Dude 2 "Oh quit being a cry turd!"
Dude 2 "Ya, so? Its kinda goes the territory with having a gf."
Dude 1 "We were walking around one store for an hour. It was sooo boring."
Dude 2 "Oh quit being a cry turd!"
by punbucket January 8, 2015
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Girl 1: "Brian is such a jerk"
Girl 2: "yeah he's a total Turd Burger "
Girl 3: "Yeah he has a mean personality but he's still pretty hot "
Girl 2: "yeah he's a total Turd Burger "
Girl 3: "Yeah he has a mean personality but he's still pretty hot "
by Its_Kyle July 30, 2017
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