Tent Fart

To fart under a blanket while keeping someone confined in the." Tent".

" Hey!" Said the little girl. " let me out! Your blanket smells like rotten eggs!

Then her big brother laughed and yelled out " ha ah you will reek the havoc of my Tent Fart!".

by Pocket Bubble November 4, 2013

panic fart

a fart that slips out due to loss of control due to panic.

Gaz let a right ripper go in the classy restaurant when he thought Lee was going to finish the wine and went to grab it. 'Was that a panic fart?' asked Ian. 'I think so' said Gaz

by iann888 December 3, 2009

Fart Funnel

The anal cavity when described by a manly man about gay anal sex

Did he stick it in your fart funnel?

by Kobiath Bryant May 27, 2016

fart mark

when a male skeets in his drawers. This is usually used with a kid that shits his pants.

Mommy, I didn't poop my pants, its a fart mark.

by Dustyeyes January 2, 2009

Fart Plane

Single engine aircraft that flies over your neighborhood at the earliest hours in the morning with its farting engine.

"I was trying to sleep but that goddamn fart plane had to wake me up!"

by Nordic Storm August 20, 2009

fart time

when you work 21-35 hours a week. you aren't full time, but you aren't part time either. therefore you are fart time.

i work fart time at lowe's. it sucks.

by radiuminjection October 13, 2009

Old fart

A really old person who has no idea what a phone is and constantly tells you about 'back in their day' which was WAY back before even your grandparents were born.they can often be rude and people use 'old fart' as an insult to a non modern,or lame person.

Bob: let me tell you about how it was back in my day,when we didn't have phones or medicine or anything
Becky:No you old fart I don't wanna hear it

by BUMHOLIO12123 April 24, 2020