by Darkbootyslayer May 26, 2018

When the tea is too clocky, not even the boots can handle it. “Tea” refers to drama of some sort, and “clocky” means that shit abt to come out… clocky tea…
“Can I get a clocky tea, hold the boots, with a pump of fierce, served in a diva cup?”
“Yes, omg!”
*then they beat each other up*
“Yes, omg!”
*then they beat each other up*
by sw34tyb4lls4ck January 6, 2025

a family time of gossip, talking about a distant family member or someone who isn’t related but still called family. him or her has done something controversial to the family, or just outright wierd.
uncle johnny is no longer family, he called uncle larry a retard. it’s time for thoman yea
uncle johnny just stole pennies from the wish fountain. we need some thoman tea time
uncle johnny just stole pennies from the wish fountain. we need some thoman tea time
by heinztomato November 23, 2021

To gossip or tell of the exciting news that you obtained from someone or somewhere. Deriving from drag culture, can also be used as to derive from "tea time" in which one usually gossips.
by lampcap April 28, 2019

When you pull your ball sack out and form a bowl of sorts and let your buddy fill it with piss, and then sip the urine from the sack.
by Fergy Fresh March 8, 2023

by flip flop 2.O May 14, 2019

Originating from the Indonesian slang term "teh basi" with this same meaning, "stale tea" refers to the smell that is emitted / radiated in a room where someone (usually male) has just masturbated there.
After he left the room, all I could smell was that unmistakable aroma of stale tea—definitely a sign he had been enjoying some alone time whilst masturbating.
by Emotional Cruiser September 1, 2025
