After a serious drama in someones life, said person goes to relieve themselves of the problems that have occurred recently. Through a serious amount of rubbing yourself and waiting to ejaculate.
Friend: Yeah, he has had a lot of issues lately
Stranger: Yeah, his mom just died recently.
Friend: Wouldnt be surprised if he wasn't Post Traumatic Jacking right now.
Stranger: Yeah, his mom just died recently.
Friend: Wouldnt be surprised if he wasn't Post Traumatic Jacking right now.
by WhatDoYouDefiine April 27, 2015
Get the Post Traumatic Jackingmug. when somebody says this it basically means "put this on Instagram reels so I can disrespect the shit out of you and watch what happens" I am not sure how to put more than that really, but I think the example will help.
by blocktheurbandictionarist. June 6, 2024
Get the post this on ig reelsmug. It’s one of those illnesses you get but at the same time don’t want it to go but you want it to leave you but when it leaves you youre sad that it’s gone but you didn’t want to be sad but you are and it’s just a spiral of despair until you meet your cast again and then you go into another stage of ppd which continues and spirals even more
by nismxth February 10, 2020
Get the Post Production Depressionmug. The euphoria experienced after a coin pumps up violently after you buy in, and sell for major profit.
Jimmy can safely touch grass after his 10x haul thanks to post-pump clarity.
Wow, he didn't rug! The post-pump clarity hits different.
Wow, he didn't rug! The post-pump clarity hits different.
by Alon69420 September 19, 2025
Get the Post-Pump Claritymug. A category that references what is left after a shitpost. Mening a text that is influenced by and has all the trappings of a shitpost: camp, kitsch, blown out aesthetics and clearly delirious plot or premises, but that takes out all of the levity associated with it, instead, we are meant to take it seriously and even dourly, instead of laughing along with it. Authorial intent bears some relevance to the proper application of this category, meaning that it is necessary for the author of the work to have imbued the text with these qualities, rather than their presence being unintentional (e.g. The Room)
Some precursors of the genre might be, as works bearing very little verisimilitude and over the top aesthetically, which present themselves as earnest works:
- Collapse, by nick land
- Unknown death 2002, by yung lean
Some precursors of the genre might be, as works bearing very little verisimilitude and over the top aesthetically, which present themselves as earnest works:
- Collapse, by nick land
- Unknown death 2002, by yung lean
"Have you heard Brat, by Charli XCX? I saw the cover art and thought it was a shitpost, but then all of the songs, even though they bear a lot of resemblance with the aesthetics of rave culture shitpost memes, are really earsnest, come even deep and moving."
"yeah man, thats because it's not a shit post, it's post-shit"
"yeah man, thats because it's not a shit post, it's post-shit"
by ddcorreia June 5, 2025
Get the Post-Shitmug. To smoke cigarettes in a manner that appears to promote or enhance the beauty of the big tobacco industry for the sake advertisement.
by Audiblethought June 12, 2019
Get the Post Malonemug. by STOPPOSTINGLOL May 9, 2022
Get the STOP POSTINGmug.