1. The worst possible situation you can be in.
2. Very intoxicated by drugs or alcohol, but more specifically marijuana.
2. Very intoxicated by drugs or alcohol, but more specifically marijuana.
1. Dude, if Snaggle sees us, we're dead in a dick.
2. If I do anymore, I'll be dead in a dick, and I won't be able to drive
2. If I do anymore, I'll be dead in a dick, and I won't be able to drive
by TyroneB843 October 20, 2006
by a future for all children! November 22, 2020
Wanda: Why are little girls better than little boys? You can flip her over and then they look just the same.
Boss: That's the dirtiest joke I've ever heard. You have completely wrecked my plans to ask you out on a romantic candle-lit dinner, nail you, and finger guns to our fellow employees. You're dead to me. And you're fired.
Boss: That's the dirtiest joke I've ever heard. You have completely wrecked my plans to ask you out on a romantic candle-lit dinner, nail you, and finger guns to our fellow employees. You're dead to me. And you're fired.
by p@$$ing thr.ugh December 31, 2010
A Dead Mom Kid is a person who takes what was intended to be a lighthearted, funny, stupid, and/or silly joke or moment and suddenly makes it awkward and serious by bringing up really personal details about themselves that you would figure to be something they want to keep in their private lives. Often times they do this very casually or try to talk about it like it's funny and you suddenly don't know what to say to them other than "that sucks" or "wow I'm sorry" to be polite. Often accompanied with trying to disengage oneself from the situation by means of excuse accompanied with a silent vow to never speak to said person again.
This most commonly happens when someone makes a casual "your mom" joke and the receiver of the joke responds with something along the lines of "My mom is dead" whether the joke was meant to be offensive or not.
This most commonly happens when someone makes a casual "your mom" joke and the receiver of the joke responds with something along the lines of "My mom is dead" whether the joke was meant to be offensive or not.
by Ikesorea January 12, 2011
A phrased used when an individual is out cold after smoking a massive joint or from massive exhaustion.
by Seburo September 09, 2009
During Dead Meat Weekend, people chug so much caffeine that the vending machines are always out of mountain dew.
by missmuffinface June 01, 2010
DUDE, RED DEAD REDEMPTION 2 IS SO FUCKING AMAZING. I WAS ON ALL NIGHT AND DIDN’T STUDY FOR THE FINAL. whatever, i still have red dead redemption 2 though.
by STEPMOMPINGASRRR November 15, 2018