a confederacy of dunces, a stink-tank, a multi-anchor TV news show. The feeling one gets when existence itself just seems to wanna GETCHA.
I tried to get my phone fixed, but the tardic nexus was to strong that day... Have you seen "The Five"? God-damn, that show is a Tardic Nexus!!
by voshkod September 14, 2021
Get the tardic nexus mug.A tardbanger is any person that does anything stupid. This also includes having sex with anyone who is stupid or does a lot of stupid things. A person that says something incorrect or makes an argument and ends up being wrong. A name to call anyone who makes the smallest mistake.
"Fucking tardbanger," muttered Katie after Ryan hit his thumb with the hammer for the third time that day.
by Katotonic40 November 13, 2021
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A special Ed kid that runs the snack bar at your school near the cafeteria
You can also call a tard bar A tard barian
You can also call a tard bar A tard barian
by Johnmebobson November 22, 2021
Get the Tardbar mug.A form of corporal punishment preformed by a governing force. It is defined by the act of ruining someone's bad reputation. To change there image from greatly feared human to a intellectually disabled teddy bear.
by ButchNochance February 5, 2022
Get the Tarded and Feathered mug."Tardcart" is a purposefully brainless person behind a wheel, or with a weapon. DANGER DANGER!
Scenario example: #leroy jenkins
1) A player in a game or person in real life, that has access to a weapon and should not. They are the type of people who can barely walk without falling over, and are likely clumsy of mind and or body. Hazard prone, and without common sense to not make a mistake, without taking victims with them.
2) A person always doing the wrong thing at the wrong time, saying the wrong things, or just plain sabotaging everything for everyone else involved.
Visual: Imagine a person riding on a gocart wearing a crash helmet. (thhrrrrptt) Now make a gocart noise, that is them.
Description: Imagine a clueless Karren actually taking action, but taking 10 people with them in a fray.
Scenario example: #leroy jenkins
1) A player in a game or person in real life, that has access to a weapon and should not. They are the type of people who can barely walk without falling over, and are likely clumsy of mind and or body. Hazard prone, and without common sense to not make a mistake, without taking victims with them.
2) A person always doing the wrong thing at the wrong time, saying the wrong things, or just plain sabotaging everything for everyone else involved.
Visual: Imagine a person riding on a gocart wearing a crash helmet. (thhrrrrptt) Now make a gocart noise, that is them.
Description: Imagine a clueless Karren actually taking action, but taking 10 people with them in a fray.
Player 1: Man, did you see the way he just ran out there, aggroed all those mobs and then ran back toward us?
Player 2: Yeah what a Tardcart.
Player 1: (makes go cart noises)
Player 2: Yeah what a Tardcart.
Player 1: (makes go cart noises)
by Beer420 March 8, 2022
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by deaf here March 14, 2022
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