slut stick

The arm implant type of birth control. It's about the size of a matchstick, is implanted in your arm, and lets you have as much sex as you want without the fear of pregnancy. Does not prevent STDs, of course. Can help regulate or even stop periods. Also known as Implanon.

*points at arm* "Check it out! I got a slut stick!" "Sweet! Go get laid!"

by genderqueer cutie April 22, 2015

Monkey on a Stick

aka Nothing. Like when you go to the midway at the local fair and spend $50 on cheesy games and all you end up walking away with is a stupid plastic monkey on a stick.

Evan: Dude, how'd it go with the redhead last night?
Art: Dude, it sucked. I got Monkey on a Stick.
Evan: You were robbed dude. You were buying her drinks all night!

by g-othermal November 2, 2009

moon on a stick

A Styrofoam sphere that your idiot science teacher sticks a pencil through so that you can twirl around a light bulb and simulate the Moon's phases

"Hold your moon on a stick and slowly turn around, watching the shadow on the moon. This is what we see of the Moon at different times of the month."

by Fix It! May 25, 2018

purple sticks

A high quality dildo that lesbians often use to feel the way of a big dick going into her vagina.

"When we have sex, I'll grab the purple sticks."

by Definition Lady July 29, 2017

Measuring Stick

A stick that measures. Generally used by teachers who are poor and cannot afford another means of pointing at retarded lesson plans that no one is paying attention to.

Why is that teacher stroking that measuring stick?

by ceige April 5, 2006

truck stick

This is can be used as a noun or a verb. It means doing a chick hard.

(n) "Man, I gave her the Truck Stick last night"
(v) "Are you going to Truck Stick her or what"

by Hueba May 11, 2006

cripple stick

the blue handicapped parking pass that you hang around your mirror when at walmart.

my grandma used her cripple stick to get us in a better parking spot.

by bakertexas October 16, 2008