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Bus sock

A Bus Sock is a term used by touring production crews (a.k.a Roadies) to define a sock used to contain ejaculate from having illicit wanks on the tour bus. The use of a bus sock avoids having to dispose of tissues (wank rags) or collecting wanker's crisps in the bunk of the tour bus, as the Bus Sock can simply be reused until the bus arrives at its destination and then thrown into the laundry.
My bus sock is very crispy and needs washing out.

Rory thought he was being smart by using a bus sock instead of tissues, but the whole bus knew he was knocking one out anyway.
by CarpMagic December 17, 2019
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Socks on

It’s like no homo before sex
Steve: wanna do it?
Mark: isn’t that gay tho?
Steve: socks on
by The_..steve May 20, 2022
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Sock Kiss

A Sock Kiss is when you put your feet on top of another one’s e.g footsie
“Lisa and Chris decided to do a Sock Kiss”
by Floorboard2 January 12, 2022
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Socks

A piece of cloth used to suffocate a body part and cause a large amount of sweat to form in order to produce a toxic like substance between toes.
Adam and Eve were in the garden, they ate the apple and then God came down and gave them socks as punishment.
by truely sass February 21, 2018
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wearing short socks

In the hood when you’re wearing short sock it could mean many things. First hookers where then so when they catch boys in the hood wear short sock they calling them a girl whore; or it could mean that your a girl as in that you show you leg for guys.
Nigga why you wearing short socks your a gay frfr”
by Drdre4ever October 12, 2023
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Mustard Sock

When you shit in your dads mouth and he sneezes on your ass hairs which you cut off and feed to your mom.
I really hope my son gives me a mustard sock tonight!
by Bonerific Juice Omelet June 10, 2018
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sock daddy

Like a sugar daddy, but he pays you in socks cause you’re both adults
Sock daddy came in clutch and got me quality wool socks
by Librose January 1, 2020
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