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Sloppy driveway

When a girl takes a shit on your back then scoots her ass like a dog down your back smearing the shit.
I got a sloppy driveway last night and still can’t get rid of the smell

Sloppy Jacobo

A sexual encounter where one is ejaculated on by a group of older men
Joshua: How old were you when you had your first sloppy jacobo?

Jay: Oh I remember it well, it was for my 18th birthday the first time my dad took me to a Russian Bath House... he and his buddies thought it would be funny to surprise me with one for my birthday.
Sloppy Jacobo by JacoboV March 23, 2026

Sloppy Frank

A Sloppy Frank is a relative of the Sloppy Joe

A sloppy frank is when you split 2 hotdogs down the center and splay them across toasted sandwich bread, with chili, cheese, and other optional toppings.
"Those Sloppy Franks we got were delicious, they really hit the spot."
Sloppy Frank by Velvet Pimpson March 28, 2026

Sloppy mcnasty

Giving a blowjob whilst wearing a cardboard box on your head
Hey man I gave Dallas a sloppy mcnasty
Sloppy mcnasty by Damonkeh April 5, 2026

Sloppy Nick

When someone shits on your face and then you eat the shit and then eat out their ass
i just gave this hot girl a sloppy nick
Sloppy Nick by QwertyDorito April 30, 2026

Sloppy Paloma

When you accidentally drink grapefruit juice instead of pineapple juice to enhance the flavor of your spunk and you chortle when you cum because you know it's gonna taste horrible for the person sucking you off.
I gave the local slut a Sloppy Paloma. She spit out my spunk as I chortled.
Sloppy Paloma by lkju May 3, 2026