grassy potato 

An enormously over sized, poorly groomed, nut sack ...ripe with fromunder cheese.

Many years ago at a Dead show, I saw some Deadheads' grassy potato while sleeping in a van.

grassy potato by _theniggafigga_ November 14, 2015

cotch potato 

Combination of cotching and being a couch potato. So ultimate slob mode. A little like the notorious 'Netflix and chill'.

Duuuuuude. I am such a cotch potato.

cotched, cotch, couch potato, chilled

cotch potato by datstudentlife April 18, 2016

The potato theory 

A webcomic about space-time travel based on the potato theory in which people can travel by shoving potato mix into a tangerine and throwing it really fast to create a vortex into space-time to go to another dimension
read here:
tapastic com/series/Potato-Theory

"What are you doing with all these tangerines and potatoes?" Proving you the potato theory is real

The potato theory by God_potato January 25, 2016

two potato 

two dicks

"i want two potato"

"one potato, two potato, three potato, four.
five potato, six potato, seven potato, more!"

two potato by twopot8o September 12, 2016

neck potato 

V.) When you stick your penis in mashed potatoes and as someone gives you a blowjob, it gets on their neck.

Last thanksgiving, my girlfriend and I neck potatoed.

neck potato by Dontwannasausbrjcub June 5, 2016

Baked Potato 

da best food ever.

Friend A: Whats for dinner.

Friend B: Yeah, (Friend C), whats for dinner.

Friend C: BAKED POTATOES!!!

ALL FRIENDS: ;oadgohasiodkghoai;dhgoad ;-; ilysm all hail the mighty potato. Friend C: especially the [BAKED potato.

Baked Potato by HERP-DERP-KERP-DERP-SMHMERP June 4, 2016

Undercooked potato 

Meaning someone looks like total sh!t

Dang McKenzie , I look like an undercooked potato today !

Undercooked potato by @kenzleigh November 6, 2016