bens dad

Only the coolest and sexiest of people can be called bens dad

Oh look at that guy he’s such a bens dad

by Holbs April 21, 2020

dad cock

An average to slightly above average sized penis (generally in the 5.5-6.5 inch range) on a man 40 years of age or older, frequently accompanied by naturally full pubes but not always

That older guy who fucked me wasn’t hung, but his dad cock still felt so good inside me.

by averagehornygay April 22, 2023

Jacobs Dad

A scary scary man who you must run from in the woods if you take his phone.

Jacobs Dad IS COMING RUN!!

by Thuglife123 May 21, 2018

a dad

the thing you wish you actually had.

HAHA! you don't have A DAD!

by shell shokers.com February 7, 2022

I'm in love with my dad

the wise words of Matthew Watson

"OoooOoO I'm in love with my dad~"

by sexualmonkeyhasunclesex August 14, 2022

dad

something that you never had, a dad.

person 1, Yo.. where's dad
person 2, what's a dad
person 1, oh a dad is that guy that went out to get us milk and never came back.
person 2,oh.........a dad.....

by ange69 April 16, 2022

Angel’s Dad

Some Vato from 18 Street who went to go get the finest bread from Mexico 7 years ago. Angel’s still waiting on that bread and for him to sign his birth certificate.

Angel’s Dad is gonna come back soon
Sike it’s been years

by Jake2798 June 17, 2018