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Chip Money

Wages so low they’re hardly worth going to work for

Pun on “sh*t money”
I’m leaving this job since it’s stinking chip money
by sabzwin March 20, 2021
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dank nd Money

the guy that got knocked out by joker in a bando in September 2017
dank nd money get up u got knocked the fuck out
by The Guy u want 2 know March 18, 2022
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money

money is like paper that have our presidents faces on each one for example: Benjamin Franklin is on the $100 bill and George Washington hes on the $1 bill.
Mikey: Hey mom.
Jessy (mom): Yes mikey?
MIkey: I need $300 ASAP.
Mom: For what Mikey?
Mikey: Because I confessed to Siria and she said i need to have above $100 to be dating her
Mom: Mikey you are 18. You can have a job now.
Mikey: Ok mom.
Mom: So what are you gonna apply for?
Mikey: Ima make my own sex booth to have sex and make money
Mom: Uhh you sure?
MIkey: Yep!

3 months later
Siria: So you called me here?
MIkey: yeah.
Siria: So wassup?
Mikey: Will you be my gf?
Siria: Uhm but remember 3 months ago u gotta impress me.
Mikey: yeah *holds out money*
siria: Ok yeah but will we have sex each month 3 times?
mikey: yeah cant wait to feel your vagina
siria: oh well we can do dirty stuff
mikey: yeah and also ima be playin w/ur clit as well and you with my penis!

THE END!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Money Moves

Money Moves is one of the most active gangs in Reno, Nevada according to the Reno police department
Have you seen those crazy foos from money moves?
by Reno775 July 8, 2021
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Willy Money

A polish man that cheats in video games and eat gluten free sandwiches with Mortadella ham. The person in question is very nonindependent and usually has to contact his father of mother to complete the easiest of tasks.
Do you want to go out and play some ball later with Willy Money?
- Sure! I love to talk about how unsuccessful some youtubers are!
by hammerka May 8, 2017
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Musk money

Means Dogecoin. A coin, not invented but dominated by Elon Musk.
I'm hodling all of my Musk money.
by borayds January 14, 2022
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the money change

"the money change" is a code of honor which dictates that once the outcome of a wager between parties has been determined the losing party must pay the wager as soon as possible and such payment should be in a public way thus demonstrating appropriate humility.
That was a great game but now its time for " the money change!"
by P Daigle January 21, 2025
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