Monkey Dog 

Monkey dog is a saying that defines a person that is a monkey and a dog

It usually refers to someone like earlycoolme or whose name ends with een or at

Darn that guy is a real monkey dog.

MONKEY DOG!!!!!!

meow

Monkey Dog by AdHtheGOAT April 20, 2025

monkey goo jit 

A big black monkey jit that thinks a thuff nigga but he is actully a gay barca fan that thinks madrid is ass goofy ass nig

Jit you a monkey goo jit

monkey goo jit by monkey boo April 22, 2025

monkey nutz

When Zay (deucegump) catches a head-top on a defenders' head.

anytime it's 1on1 coverage throw the ball to zay ts monkey nutz

monkey nutz by piperfanclub May 9, 2025

monkey nutz

When Zay M. (deuce) catches a pass on a defender's head

Yo, it's monkey nutz when Zay's in 1on1 coverage, just throw it up to him.

monkey nutz by piperfanclub May 16, 2025

Monkey Bar 

When someone shoves a bar of metal up someone's ass, typically in a safe BDSM environment. The bar has to be made of metal for it to be considered a monkey bar. Some have also combined two cans of Arizona iced tea to create a monkey bar, but that is a very rare sight.

Those who do a monkey bar are often given names such as "Vlad the Impaler" to hide their identities.

A monkey bar tends to be on the extreme scale of BDSM activities.

Scenario 1:

Trushula: "Hey, did you hear? Vlad the Impaler shoved a steel bar up my ass. I think its called a monkey bar?"
"Yeah, I love it when Vlad does that. I love it when he monkey bars me."

Monkey Bar by alpha-male-wolf-1230 May 18, 2025

Monkey drama 

Drama with little to no significance

Person 1: I’m watching a YouTube video on this crazy drama right now!
Person 2: oh man, don’t waste your time on monkey drama!

Monkey drama by SexyWaltuh May 26, 2025

monkey bubble 

A phenomenon where, when a girl farts while sitting, the air travels forward between the legs, passes over or into the labial area (“monkey” being slang for vulva), and causes a sensation of bubbling or trapped air.

Girl, I farted in History class and it was total monkey bubble. You should’ve seen the condensation on the seat! I hope Tyler didn’t see, heehee!

monkey bubble by Shugafart69 June 9, 2025