your mom in a two piece 

an insult that can be used at any time refferring to your mother in a two piece bathing suit. similar to "YOUR MOM."

one kid: Man, i heard you were a little bitch.
The other kid: Your mom in a two piece.

your mom in a two piece by evan c November 11, 2007

Warped Mom 

Noun
1. A mother that is accompanying their child at Warped Tour to protect their baby from the scary emo kids

2. A middle aged woman who is trying to be hip and goes to Warped Tour, sticking out blatantly in the crowd of youth.

"Dude, I've seen like 20 Warped Moms today, seriously, why isn't there an age limit?

Warped Mom by potter4ever92 August 16, 2009

your mom 

n. phrase overly used by teenagers, which is a great way to fill in sentences. is usually very funny, but can be offensive.

hey sarah, did you finish doing your homework? no andy, but i did finish doing your mom!

your mom by Andy April 26, 2004

dance mom 

Overweight mothers that try to make their daughters live out their dream of being a dancer, since they failed at it. A very group of egotistical women who live off their rich husband, while they sit on their fat asses barking orders at their daughters. These types of people should be avoided at all cost usually can spot them in suburbans. Ironically their daughter will more than likely end up just like their mothers and do the same thing to their kids, basically a repeating cycle of failures.

"I would never force my daughter to do something she didn't enjoy".

"Dance moms are lame"

dance mom by Blunktoker January 12, 2014

Black Mom 

a black woman who has kids. that are under control and know how to behave. she'd be damned if her kids are acting a fool in public. she is very strong. and always holds her family on her back. she does what she has to do to provide. and can have a man, but doesnt need one. she's hip and young. knows the latest hot stuff. you can tell em anything. but that doesnt mean you won't get your "butt" wooped afterr. (: black moms... theyre the best.

Black Mom: yess baby, what you need to talk about?
Kidd: i lost my 500 cell phone.
Black Mom: WHat the hell! *woops kidd's "butt". apologizes. then buys kidd a new one*

ONE YEAR LATER:
Kidd: i will never nd still havent lost a cell phone since.

Black Mom by You'll Never Know (: March 17, 2010

Your Mom 

Woman who either 1) pushed you through her vagina or 2) had surgery to have you removed.

Your mom gave birth to you after going through 12 hours of labor.

Your Mom by YourMomOnFour June 18, 2008

mature mom 

Basically a synonym for milf. Can also be used in association with cougar.

Jack: That chick in the porno is a mature mom man.
Tim: For real bro, I wish I could tap that milf.

mature mom by mac2 September 21, 2009