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kevin

A person who is lazy and struggles to handle difficult times, often coming out worse off. He is isolated and lacks supportive friends. He is insecure and lacks talent. He deserves death by death death.
I am a Kevin with a short life span.
by pakistani.kevin April 9, 2025
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Kevin Leon

You are more fun than anyone or anything I know, including bubble wrap.
You are the most perfect you there is.
You are enough.
You are gorgeous
You are one of the strongest people I know.
You look great today.
You have the best smile.
Your outlook on life is amazing.
You just light up the room.
You make a bigger impact than you realize.
You are always so helpful.
You have the best laugh.
I appreciate our friendship.
Your inside is even more beautiful than your outside.
You just glow.
I love the way you bring out the best in people.
Our family/school/community/church is better because you are part of it.
You bring out the best in the rest of us.
You inspire me.
Nothing can stop you.
You just made my day.
You make me float up like I’m on millions of bubbles (We got this one from one of our kids after he got a new coat.)
You are an excellent friend.
Oh such a perfect gentleman, guess he must be a Kevin Leon
by 42069__SsexGod__69420 November 22, 2021
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Kevin

a true blessing to this earth. his eyes speak wisdom and his midnight black fur is almost glowing from how holy he is.
if you ever see him thank him for what he has done for you. he is a rare sighting even among mountain priests. if he licks your hand you have good luck.
yeah so basically- OMG IS THAT KEVIN????
OMG!! IT IS!! thank you for what you have done for us dear lord *gets on the floor and bows*
by cherryyujuu April 2, 2022
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KEVIN MCCALISTER

When you/a sibling/your friend gets to stay home alone and no one else is there. Usually not by accident but is for a long long time. Usually if you want to be a Kevin McCalister do this:

Go to the store buy random junk your mom won't let you have or food and gorge yourself

Order pizza and hide the boxes

Pretend you are getting robbed and set up traps

And set up traps for when your parents get home.

You don't have to do these things, just if you wanna be like the movie. To be a Kevin McCalister you have to be at home for longer than 1 hour 30 minutes, you need to be younger than 13, and no one should check up on you to be a Kevin McCalister.
Bro Isaac threw a massive load party when his parents weren't home. He's such a cool Kevin McCalister.
by Zachibald July 27, 2024
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Kevining

The act of never attending anything that he/she said will be attending.
Interviewer- hey Kurt, are you coming to that interview on the 5th of April?

Kurt-yeah, I’ll be there

Interviewer(waiting at the interview location)- where is this guy? He is Kevining rn man!
by I EAT A$$ March 2, 2019
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Kevin

Person 1: her look at the new kid, he’s Asian bro
Person 2: bruh, I bet he’s a Kevin
by You mght know me ;0 November 23, 2021
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Kevin McCormick

Kenny McCormick's brother from south park
Person: Does Kenny have a brother?

Another person: Yeah his name is Kevin Mccormick
by Goofygooberbugs September 29, 2023
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