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flying bag of monkey shit 

1. This rare term is used in certain violent conversations to fully and creatively express ones anger towards a particular situation.

Most commonly herd wile playing online games and or REALLY pissing someone off.

2. A person that just plain sucks.

3. An actual bag of monkey feces being thrown by a particularly enraged jackass.
1. superuber36, you flying bag of monkey shit! Why the fuck didn't you cast Lv.12 lightning!?!

2. fuck off You flying bag of monkey shit!

3. HOLY FUCK! Keven just threw a flying bag of monkey shit at us!

Flying the Japanese Flag 

Of a female, to menstruate.
No chance of a poke tonight, my girl is flying the japanese flag.

flying purple people eater 

a castrated pigeon that like to eat pickled onion monster munch
dude 1 'whoah what was that!'
dude 2 ' looked like a flying purple people eater!!'
dude 1 ' oh'

Flying fuck on a bun 

An extended version of flying fuck.
Used when "flying fuck" just doesn't cut it.
I don't give a flying fuck on a bun about mudkipz, nor your collection of over 9000 battletoads.

flying spider 

When a partner is wall twerking naked and the other partner is at the top of the wall and jumps down onto the person wall twerking and tries to insert his penis into the anus while falling towards the person. There is a 90% chance of breaking your penis if attempted
Doctor: How on earth did you break your penis so badly?
Patient: The flying spider
flying spider by AsianSpermWhale December 7, 2013
Anyone with this name is instantly hot as fuck and can pork any blonde in the bars
Is that Flynn? He must have a huge cock
Flynn by Ehhh oooh July 27, 2016