Poppin Chocolate Bottles

When you have one solid nugget of poo holding back watery, gross diarrhea; the poo nugget shoots out reminiscent of a bottle of your finest bubbly.

Man, that Mexican food had me poppin chocolate bottles all night!

by Vespetro February 2, 2009

Chocolate Snow dragon

When someone feeds His/her own faeces to their sexual partner telling them its chocolate. They then clamp the receivers mouth shut before telling them it was excrement not chocolate. The receiver then tries to shout/spit but cannot because their jaws are clamped shut. So, instead the faecal matter is effectively blown through their nose and teeth. Leaving excrement all over the persons face and the surrounding area.

Molly: Sam, eat this chocolate.

Sam: (eats chocolate) It tastes funny.

Molly: (Clamps Sam's jaw shut) That's because it's my shit dear.

Sam: (muffled scream/shit is blown out of his nose and teeth)

Molly: How was that my little Chocolate Snow Dragon?

by Overweight Primate April 16, 2011

chocolate cookie race

Running 100 yards with an Oreo cookie between your ass cheeks where the losers have to eat their cookies from said cheeks

"Freshies line up! It's time for a chocolate cookie race.

by Taintbutter136 August 17, 2016

Double chocolate popsicle

When a man smears his own feces on his dick, sticks it in another person's ass, thus getting their feces on it, and having that person suck that dick, like a popsicle.

Joanne said she wanted to try something new, so i gave her a double chocolate popsicle

by Nynne August 20, 2010

chocolate dragon sundae

The act of fucking a girl in the mouth and thus midway through the fucking you pop out a shit in her mouth and jizz on top of that while jizzing on it while you punch her in the face. The moaning is a desirable effect that Hutch truely enjoys

Want a chocolate dragon sundae?

by Brandon Hutchinson February 8, 2009

Canadian Chocolate Cake

A Canadian Chocolate Cake is when a woman takes a shit on a plate then sucks a man off 'till he cums. she then spits it out onto the shit. They each take turns to have a forkfull of the poo until one or both are very sick.

Hey, I had a Canadian Chocolate Cake the other night, I didn't enjoy it that much though.

by jeff93 January 7, 2010

Chocolate Thunder

It is weed and milk cooked up with some chocolate sauce added for a sweeter flavor and it is 4 times stronger than smoking and lasts around 6 hours.

Me and my daughter cooked up some Chocolate Thunder, And it flipped our wigs it was so strong.

by Xombygod lord of the dead December 22, 2008