Cat twinkle 

That wry and defiant look on your feline's face after it has just crept into your bedroom and done the most vicious shit underneath your duvet.

Dear, Fat Freddy just gave me the cat twinkle look....a loud piercing scream is heard from upstairs and Geoffrey's suspicion was proved correct again.

Cat twinkle by Erection Manifesto August 7, 2019

Cat Tail 

To follow up or chase down a lead a with a customer in regards to an opportunity.

Usually used by a douche bag boss or co-worker who uses a bunch of bullshit phrases to see like they are on the cutting edge of sales management.

Salesman: I heard ACME has a bunch of work coming up!

Sales Manager: You need to CAT TAIL that.

Cat Tail by Territory Manager August 23, 2019

Cat Bath 

Cleaning oneself more thoroughly like a regular bath but outside a bathtub/shower, usually due to constrained time

I needed to be somewhere soon so I took a cat bath between the gym and then.

Cat Bath by Mr. Thew September 11, 2019

Cat Martini 

This is where you fill martini ingredients into a cat, then grab the cat by the tail and fling it round till it makes a martini.

Please don’t actually do this, not saying you would but some people are dumb.

Mr bond likes his Cat Martini’s flung into the sky, not shaken

Cat Martini by Fedora Stoat September 14, 2019

Cat man

He's the guy that gets all the girls because he's handsome, sweet and cool. Any girl that gets to keep him is blessed but they will have to have a hart of steal to survive all his cats.

Hey my best friend is cat man

Cat man by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd November 11, 2019

Cat dog 

Half pussy , half bitch referring to a flat out two tone , backstabbing coward

Elliot copied my work and reported me for cheating , man's a cat dog

Cat dog by Tigawanna December 9, 2019

cat zone 

a saying to tell you to not talk about anything unholy or to stop talking about the subject your on

“hold on im going into a cat zone real quick”

“yeah she definitely is hoeing around with... cat zone... uhm did you do the math homework last night?”

cat zone by dumassbitchasswhoreassbitch December 14, 2019