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Asshole

Someone who who says stuff like "you read the second word wrong"
You: Kill yourself, asshole!
Me: That's fair.
by Vexnator February 23, 2023
mugGet the Assholemug.

scrambled asshole

Has a physical or metaphorical resemblance to a rectum that has not been pounded or flattened, but roughly chopped, lightly blended, possibly, gently puréed.
Y'all about as useful as a bag of scrambled assholes.

He hit the ground so hard his face looked like a scrambled asshole.
by bear shaver July 13, 2021
mugGet the scrambled assholemug.

Joe Biden's asshole cigars

I witnessed Joe Biden's asshole cigars
by merdeur merdesse March 8, 2024
mugGet the Joe Biden's asshole cigarsmug.

Asshole's demise

Fucking with a dicked one who is straight. Unknowing that this one has tested through all things the asshole finds it is fucked and then loves a dick from iffy denial of it.
Feller you better not fuck with that one.. why you fuck!? Fuck him!.. well that there is asshole's demise, no asshole ever makes it out without a homo thought to dwell on as a result..
by Holy foot July 29, 2019
mugGet the Asshole's demisemug.

Smashed Assholes

an asshole thats been fucked by 8 dicks at one time and its all prolapsed and shit
by Silverray76 December 3, 2022
mugGet the Smashed Assholesmug.

Dirty Greasy Asshole Burger

The nastiest shit you've ever seen and tasted in the form of food. Whoever the fuck made this putrid excuse for a meal should kill themselves. This is my argument for eugenics.
At first, I REALLY liked In-n-Out, but then I ordered a double-double yesterday and they gave me a Dirty Greasy Asshole Burger.
by I hate In-n-Out April 2, 2022
mugGet the Dirty Greasy Asshole Burgermug.

Asshole

You
by Jojwjwjejej June 5, 2024
mugGet the Assholemug.

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