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ASSHOLE MENSTRUATION

When you perform ANAL INTERCOURSE on anybody and it's extremely passionate as there is a clear cause.

When homosexuals FUCK without LUBE.

Demonstration of commiting a PEDOPHILE ACT on someone's child.
When you are PLOWIN' THE BACK 40 and ASSHOLE MENSTRUATION is the result as you indeed have a bloody situation. on your hands.

No lube , sorry ALAN , I always wanted to see your ASSHOLE MENSTRUATION.

Tom found out you boogied with his boy and now he is answering your ANAL INTERCOURSE ad as he is ready for some serious ASSHOLE MENSTRUATION with you ALAN.
by NEE TRANSEXUALITY April 24, 2021
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that asshole is whistling

This is in reference to a major asswhooping in either gaming or real life. The term "that asshole is whistling" is like saying they got so beat down that when the wind blows their asshole is whistling like a beer bottle.
You catch the fight last night on pay-per-view? Friend: yeah man, that ASSHOLE IS WHISTLING! He aint gonna shit right for a week!
by Grumpy gilmore April 27, 2021
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Asshole

Everyone on this planet is an asshole including you.
Hey, look at that asshole behind that screen!
by Ur dada April 29, 2021
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Asshole

Its means a fucking anoying mf bitchy bitch who is spoiled
What an asshole
by That one anoying human June 1, 2021
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Asshole

"Noah you're an asshole
by Manuteeh June 10, 2021
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butt-asshole

A butt-ass which has a hole. The same as ass-butthole.
Smelly butt-asshole!
by Esa4 June 15, 2021
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Asshole Widening

Retail slang: When you are at work (especially at a cashier position) and you get fucked (your asshole widened) by customer after customer, with no end in sight. This usually happens all at once because every customer needs to leave at the same fucking time I guess. It is not uncommon for dipshit customers to heckle you because they don’t have the intellect to understand that it being busy is not your fault.

Usually caused by short staffing or a bunch of uptight boomers coming in after church on Sunday morning.
1.
Me: Work tomorrow is going to be THE worst.

Friend: Why is that?

Me: Tomorrow is Superbowl Sunday, or as its also known as: My annual asshole widening.

2.

Me: I’m going to go to the bathroom real quick. We have been getting our assholes widened for 3 hours straight and I am about to piss my pants Amazon style.
by danasp_42 May 12, 2021
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