by Gay niggers January 26, 2022
Get the Nigger sex mug.The ladder of sex is a scale that ranks the amount of people involved in a certain activity of sex. The ladder goes like this:
1 person = Virgin
2 people = Secs
3 People = Threesome
4 People = Smash
5 People = Mass Orgy
6 People = Shrekfest
There have been many complications with the use of the word "Smash" to represent the 4 person sex as many people believe the term should be "awesome foursome." The term smash came from the sound that is made from the event as it is the one that involves the most moving around and the most amount of damage to certain objects. "Shrekfest" is the most dangerous type of event as it involves the most amount of pain. The term came from the shrek movies which are the greatest things on Earth. "Secs" is the most orgasmic kind as it is only two people who are alone with no problems whatsoever.
1 person = Virgin
2 people = Secs
3 People = Threesome
4 People = Smash
5 People = Mass Orgy
6 People = Shrekfest
There have been many complications with the use of the word "Smash" to represent the 4 person sex as many people believe the term should be "awesome foursome." The term smash came from the sound that is made from the event as it is the one that involves the most moving around and the most amount of damage to certain objects. "Shrekfest" is the most dangerous type of event as it involves the most amount of pain. The term came from the shrek movies which are the greatest things on Earth. "Secs" is the most orgasmic kind as it is only two people who are alone with no problems whatsoever.
Person A: "So we've done everything on The Ladder of Sex other than Shrekfest. When do you wanna do that?"
Person B: "Now."
Person B: "Now."
by nigerfagot March 22, 2017
Get the The Ladder of Sex mug.Shaquanda went to the pharmacist for her pill and paid $25 for her one month supply. She says, "Dammit, I oughta quit gettin' it on so I can avoid the sex tax!"
by G-Rizzle83 August 15, 2008
Get the sex tax mug.Someone that's had sex with someone who's had sex with someone you have. Can be up to 4 times removed.
Girl 1: Me and Jenny are sex cousins.
Girl 2: How?
Girl 1: She had sex with John, who had sex with Sarah who had sex with Colin who had sex with me.
Girl 2: So 3 times removed then.
Girl 2: How?
Girl 1: She had sex with John, who had sex with Sarah who had sex with Colin who had sex with me.
Girl 2: So 3 times removed then.
by sexcousinwiththequeen July 9, 2010
Get the Sex Cousin mug.Tim: Hey, did you see Jill and Ted before math class earlier today?
Joe: Yeah, theyre always having locker sex when Mrs. Murphupoles isnt looking
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by ajaku May 17, 2009
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