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southwest texas state university

the name of the university that all the jackwads at Texas State wished they'd graduated from
geez Marjorie, if only my parents could have contributed to Southwest Texas State University I might not be stuck at Texas State
by SWT Alumni '89 June 2, 2017
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texas leg lock

When giving a rim job your partner will rap their legs around you to lock you in
Man Alexis Texas has the nicest ass. I would love her to do a Texas Leg Lock on me
by Gio da PANDA July 15, 2016
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texas ranger

by Jakjakkkk December 20, 2020
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Texas snail trail

The aftermath of the most epic cream pie trail made by the woman from scooting from the middle of the bed towards the end.
by NeecyMae August 7, 2022
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Texas Cock Gobble

The act of sucking a man almost to completion while at gun point. Once he is about to finish you bite his cock off as he blows your brains out
Did you see the news article about the guy who texas cock gobbled that ganster?
by Mac_and_T January 14, 2022
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Kosse , Texas

Home of Kristy P , the bitchenest babe in the land. Legend has it a
, at 3am , you can see her jeep drinking from the local rock quarry as it breathes intensely before spotting someone and darting back into the woods.
Random person - Did you see Kristy P ?in Kosse , Texas ?

Other random person - duuude , how could you not
by Cream_of_mushroom May 16, 2025
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La Coste, Texas

1) An impossibly irrelevant town in south Texas
Town Motto: Welcome to La Coste, Texas- a great place to take a shit.
by spankwise August 27, 2010
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