Texas

a fag
Sean: "Hey have you met that guy Texas?"
Michael: "Yeah he's such a fag!"
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beta florida man: god it's so hot
Texas chad: YOU THINK THATS HOT!? we live on the sweat of satans bung diggity' dung hole for christ sake
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Texas is the nicest and most caring man you will ever meet. Regardless of how stressful your day may be, he will always be there to make it better. His smile is the most beautiful thing you'll ever see.
I love you Texas <3
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Texas is the best state in the U.S.A., and is more American than America. Texas has a lot of state pride, and they love football. Don’t forget that Oklahoma is terrible in every way.
God bless Texas”
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A state where everyone else in the US thinks is full of cowboys but is actually full of femboys, Asians, rednecks, Mexicans, oil, Indians, and grass.
Person 1: Where are you from?
Person 2: Texas
Person 1: howdy partna!
Person 2: God darn it, I’m going to have have one of these talks again.
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A state of being stuck in which one has no ability to speak and therefore utters only the name of The Lonestar State.
Julie was in texas mode as a result of the mass quantity of chardonnays she ingested.
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Texas Parents

Why are your kids dead?

Hym "GOOD QUESTION! Luckily for everyone involved I am the only person on the planet who is actually going to tell you the truth. So, Texas Parents, you kids are dead because these YouTube parasites are trying to cover up a story that pertains to ME explicitly BECAUSE it pertains to me. I warned 20 million people that your kids were going to die 7 YEARS AGO. I said that people were singling out members of the community and manufacturing a mental illness by mirroring (deliberately) the delusions of reference commonly associated with schizophrenia. I said that it was happening to me. I said that I would be perfectly willing to murder your kids over it. So what THEY DID... Was JOIN IN ON IT with the people who were doing it to me. And then YOU KIDS SAW THEM DOING IT... Which was a big 'ole green light for them... So they decided to do to one of their classmates what they SAW THEIR FAVORITE YOUTUBERS DOING TO ME... And then the kid that they were doing it to, slaughter them for doing it. Now... There is a question of whether or not he knew what was happening to him. But the end result is exactly what it should have been. Dead kids. And the YouTube freaks a directly to blame! I knew it was going to happen. THEY knew it was going to happen. I wanted it to stop. THEY wanted it to continue.
They have deluded themselves into believing that they are more than just YouTubers and allowing them this delusion is what inevitably lead to the death of your children. And if you're curious who they are, specifically, I have a list of people who knew your kids were going to die.

They KNEW they were going to get murdered. They knew HOW they were going to get murdered. They knew WHY they were going to get murdered. And they knew how to stop it from happening but defeating Hym was more important than your kids lives to the YouTube people.

So, Texas Parents... They could have stopped your kids from dying. They left your kids for dead while doing to me the thing that go your kids killed. That's why it needs to be me. Your kids died so YouTube pundits could try AND FAIL to teach someone THEY THINK THEY ARE BETTER THAN BUT ARE NOT ACTUALLY BETTER THAN a lesson. They need to show up on my doorstep. WITH the full-credit for my many contributions to society. And they need to give up the group of people that agreed to keep quiet about this. I bet I can name a few! Seth Andrews. Sam Harris. Sam Sedar thinks it's funny how insane what him and his staff are actively doing to me is driving me and his audience knows he is doing it and peaded with them to do they right things. And now they are desperately trying to cover their own asses because THEY KNOW they all need to be imprisoned for this. 15 years minimum.
by Hym Iam February 18, 2025
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