the texas turnaround

When you are banging a girl or guy from behind then they turnaround and you ejaculate in their nose holes and then you turnaround and fart in her face

She was very religious until I gave her the Texas turnaround and now she is a gas station bathroom attendant

by Balza beefcake June 26, 2017

Texas Cum Casserole

This special occasion occurs when a person vomits a mix of steak, rolls, potatoes, greens, and cum on their partner's groin after oral sex (Specifically after a steakhouse date).

After our first date, she gave me the ole' Texas Cum Casserole in the bed of my truck.

by Somptin March 30, 2025

(Texas) ice day

when we all cancel school because we saw an ice cube on the road

(Texas) ice day today, we're incapable of work.

by 💯💯💯 February 23, 2015

Texas Chainsaw Massacre

Using a pice of bologna you eat out the eyes mouth and nose and strap it to your face. Go down on a lady on her period. And after you’re done you make her eat that piece of bologna off your face.

Dude I just gave Karen the nastiest Texas chainsaw massacre!!

by Poopdick222!! May 21, 2019

Greatwood, Texas

“where are the black people???”

this tiny town just outside of houston is home to a bunch of rich, white, homophobic moms who’s only personality trait is wearing kendra scott and shopping at target

greatwood: noun, a town in texas

Greatwood, Texas, white moms and unseasoned food for the win!!!

by mickey cimorelli-jauregui November 1, 2020

Texas

a state full of guns cowboys and overly religious people

I love living in Texas

by randomm guy February 1, 2022

Texas Ski Lodge

Geographically bound to the border state; typically, but not necessarily in a single story structure (Ranch). Participants grabbed in bubble goose, goretex, thermals or overalls with no fabric from the waist down; accompanied by long socks and thong style flip flops with the AC cranked commence in a men standing and women on their knees orgy. Latex is forbidden unless there is a zipper and it covers the head. This can only transpire during an equinox and must continue for 12 hours before or after the aforementioned celestial alignment. Additionally the ratio must be balanced (3 men per 1 woman).

“I remember my fist Texas ski lodge; my legs were sore for a month I thought there would be more chairs.”

“You couldn’t stand a quails egg on that ass unless you were at a Texas ski lodge.”

“Tell you what, I never thought I’d be in a devils threesome, but if you don’t learn something about yourself at a Texas ski lodge I’m not sure you ever will.”

by SwazeyD August 18, 2023