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Croc Toe

The biggest degenerate of all time. A croc toe is someone who mainly only ever wears Crocs. In rain, sun, and snow, these people will never understand that crocs aren't a fashion sense, more of an actual tactical usage of utility.
Ashton: Umm, Jen..
Jen: *Chewing gum obnoxiously* What do you want, Ashton?
Ashton: You do realize that it's the middle of winter, right?
Jen: Yeah, and?
Ashton: Why do you have crocs on?
Jen: Because it's trending right now. Everyone has them.
Ashton: I mean, it makes no sense, especially in this time of the season.
Jen: Listen here, Ashton, I have every right to wear whatever the fuck I want to wear.
Ashton: *With a smugged face* Okay, fair. You obviously have croc toe syndrome.
by Pussdrop October 22, 2019
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Toes

Toes are at the end of the foot and are tasty morsels that taste like strawberry’s
Gimme your toes boy!

Your toes taste good Pablo!
by Godmandax1 October 23, 2019
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ToEs MaD

ToEs MaD is an ongoing, increasingly popular phase among the youth. Not only that but it's also a group of people who come together to put their toes together and essentially 'toe fight'
Boy: Have you ever heard of that groupchat 'ToEs MaD'?

Girl: Yes, they represent all of us angry toe fighters.
by JamminPackin October 30, 2019
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toe tea

The action of dunking toes in tea and having someone slurp it off.
God Joe! I am so thirsty, i could really go for some toe tea.
by aids_boi October 31, 2019
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toe

One of the best fucking bands in the world. The best math rock band ever and is a must listen in the subgenre.
Person 1: toe fucking sucks
Person 2: I'm sorry but can you kindly go f*** yourself
by Clap420 November 21, 2021
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Toe hole

Its where you finger yourself/others but with your toe.
"Ohh my boyfriend gave me a Toe Hole last night. It felt soo good"
by DamienMG November 21, 2021
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toe

the coolest person on the planet; a swaggie
how do you hang out with toe so much? dont you get bored of eachother?
no man toes an absolute swaggie
by fetusyeeter November 5, 2021
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