PROBABLY THE MOST BADASS VEGGIE ON THIS GOD DAMN PLanET. THIS BITCH CAN BE EATEN AS BREAKfAST LUNCH AND DINNER. DAMN. U NEED BREAKFAST? GET FUCKIN HASHBROWNS YOU RETARD. NEED FOOD FOR HOLIDAYS? EAT THESE FUCKERS MASHED OR BAKED. NOW YOU GON GET SOMBITCHES IF YOU SHOW THEM THE SIZE AND NUMBERS OF YOUR POTATOES. SHE'LL Be ON YOUR DICK IN A MINUTE
by SaltyMann June 3, 2018
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Get the potato fries with sweet and spicy sauce mug.The sexual act of gaping your partners rectum with a dead salmon, then filling their rectum with instant mashed potato powder and hot water. The partner then uses a StairMaster to 'mix' the mashed potatoes together. Lastly, the partner defecates the mashed potato mix into a bowl, which is then served for Thanksgiving dinner.
Man 1: "Dude, I gave my girl an Oregon Baked Potato last Thanksgiving!"
Man 2: "Dude, what the fuck? I ate at your place last Thanksgiving, thats disgusting! That was dead salmon ass potatoes?"
Man 2: "Dude, what the fuck? I ate at your place last Thanksgiving, thats disgusting! That was dead salmon ass potatoes?"
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A humanoid potato, who lives with homo sapiens, acts lik a homo sapien. But knows that deep inside that he or she is really a potato
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