Lady Mayo

Female ejaculation/cum. The liquid that is emitted during an intense female orgasm. often associated with the term 'squirting' or 'gushing'.

"dude she totally got her lady mayo all over my sheets"

"hey I heard he has a lady mayo fetish, you should totally give him a big squirt tonight"

by graham crack March 23, 2014

lady lock

hair on a boy that extends past his ears, usually wavy or curly

Johnny Depp and Ashton Kutcher have beautiful lady locks.

by useless information file August 29, 2012

byadge lady

Someone, commonly a woman, who is a fucking dick about rules. Commonly obsessed with small rules to the nth degree, they will often report misbehavers to administrative officers. Often suck-ups to administration.

Person A: Look out, the byadge lady is in a bad mood.
Person B: Shit, I heard she yelled at some kid for texting his mom in a screen-free zone.

by byadger October 6, 2017

Oh my lady!

Derived from Red Dwarf, it is used when Rimmer attempts to simulate Jacobean courting. It means a man who uses a cheesy move to try and pull a woman. It's very similar to "Oh Matron!" from the Carry On films.

Katie just said that I had a lovely smile. She's hotter than the sun! I'll try yawning and putting my arm around her slender shoulders. Oh my lady!

by Lavynia May 23, 2014

The White Lady

When your phone (referring to landline mostly) is suspended/disconnected and the recorded message on the other end speaking.

I called you yesterday but the white lady answered.

by Eric29theGreat January 13, 2016

Crazy Frat Lady

A girl who has a hyper fixation on frat boys, hence the ‘crazy’.

it is also a play on words from the term ‘crazy cat lady’

guy 1: yooo guess who got a date with jessica
guy 2: don’t feel special, that girl is a crazy frat lady.

by domeafavorandkillme November 3, 2022

Succulent lady

A desert plant lady that specializes in cacti and succulents.

The succulent lady says put just a dollap of water on the cactus then don't touch it.

by The Original Agahnim January 12, 2022