Jake paul

Jake p*ul aka snake paul is one of the most cancerous youtubers out there. He try to claim the Dolan Twins aka my boyfriends. He can’t rap or sing, he is in a fake relationship and has a brother called logan P*ul.

Me: Why are you cringing

Person: Because I just watched Jake paul
Me: Honey you need to go to the hospital now
Person: i know

by hi, go away please May 30, 2018

jake

green bean
sometimes eats metal gears
on that nitro 24/7
a i r s o f t

lemmy award winner

"jake is the coolest person."
"yeah he's always on that nitro."

by BritishAlmond February 21, 2023

Pocket Jake

me

"I am Pocket Jake."

by Pocket Jake March 14, 2021

Jake Grimshaw

Gamma male and lover of big black cock

Jake Grimshaw is a gamma male

by Patrick abatement May 26, 2022

Jake

Jake is the type of person who plays water polo and makes sure you know it. Jakes whole personality is around playing water polo and being British.

Friend: Hey, Jake what did you do this weekend?

Jake: You know, just played water polo.

Friend: What do you like doing?

Jake: Play water polo!

by :) :( :0 January 16, 2022

Jake McDonald

A person who has indescribable amounts of rizz. They tend to be mid at Fortnite and is willing to fly to another state to meet a person they met on Fortnite. (no criticism though)

Man1: that person is so dedicated and has lots of rizz
Man2: that person is such a Jake McDonald

by NEOblitz86 June 28, 2024

Jake

7 inch dick typa nick strong asf gets all the women best human in the world superior to everyone else also has the power to tickle a bunny rabbit up to 70 inches away with mind control bursting it into pieces why your mother wets her pants on how sexy he is

Lesser human “wow is that Jake I wish I was him”

Everyone in the human race “we know bud, did you also hear he’s sex Jesus bro ?”

by FactualHuman69420 December 2, 2022