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roof tea

The brown liquid that falls from the ceiling when your roof is leaking
Damn dude, we're brewing roof tea by the bucket! Wish it was worth something.
by phecez May 23, 2014
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Mommy tea time

When your mom exercises for a week straight wearing her granny panties and they are dripping and most with a hint of brown crust and makes you a cup of nice warm tea to go to sleep with.
I spent the night at Dustin's place and we had the most rich and flavorful mommy tea time tea,it really help me get to sleep.
by Pours when it rains December 8, 2023
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tea

scalding leaf juice
by sanchopancho02 June 1, 2019
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Tea

When used in this context you mean a poison drink. Essentially any food or drink item can be used in this way, but the concept of poisoning tea, typically in a tea kettle is the most known method.
If Julian Assange helped Russia by publishing illegally obtained information and Putin gets his way Assange will be having "Tea" time soon.
by The Word Horse April 12, 2019
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chew on tea leaves

when you try to do something but you miss the whole point.

derivation: When you brew tea but forget the hot water. (an exaggeration but thats the point i guess)
me: *editing someone's analytical essay*
Someone: What do you think?
me: Bruh you make a huge claim by saying that Fitzgerald's detail about the green light signifies innocence but you didn't explain any of it. You just sort of dropped the claim in the paragraph. Ur making me chew on tea leaves here buddy.
by ahlaaron April 14, 2019
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Tea

You slap your girl in the face when she about to give you head and say "hears *slap* *slap* the mf *slap* *slap* D", referencing the infamous tik tok tea girl.
"I gave my girlfriend the tea last night and now I have no where to stay"
by Bruhmoment69420 April 22, 2019
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TEA

some spicy dramaaa. NORMIES often use this to say “oh would you like some tea” , but the NON NORMIES say “ oooooo amelie do you have some tea to spill” meaning they are asking to be let into all the gossip !
amelie do you have any tea to spill

“ONG TEAAAAA”
by teatimeladyz November 21, 2018
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