Technical Drip

Somebody who goes out of their way to correct or point out errors in every detail from spelling, grammar or language error.

Ross corrected his teacher for a small mistake she made. What a technical drip!

by David Dunnington January 19, 2009

techknowledgeical

Pwning your techknowledgeys.

Person 1: You're really good with that synthesizer there.

Person 2: Oh yeah, I modified it all by myself!

Person 1: You and your techknowledgeical advances.

by The Digital Princess January 20, 2009

Techni-ho

technical whore. Professional contractor or service provider in the public or private sector who sells their technical expertise for money. This is opposed to a "techni-slut", who gives it away: a consultant, expert witness, a contract employee

Joe was torn between continuing as a techni-ho, the money he got consulting was good, but the lack of security and benefits made him uncertain; the alternative of "going native" and marrying the company would mean learning to play by others rules.

by the stamping guru September 9, 2009

Techniquity

A portmanteau of technology and antiquity. Techniquity is used to refer to technological antiques, especially those no longer in use or circulation. It can also be applied to periods of time.

The Atari 2600 is a techniquity.

Most of the so-called revolutionary technological inventions of the 1980s would be considered techniquities by today's standards.

by Zweihander-FA September 19, 2009

Techkno

Amount of Technology Knowledge.

Jim's techkno level is so low, I had to show him how to cut and paste.

by GMB123 February 9, 2010

tech no. pull

Acquiring or pulling the phone number of a person of the opposite sex by means of technology.

Lauren: ...Sounds like a good enough reason for me. Is it okay if I bring my roommate and maybe one other girl?

Elliot: A thats cool. Perfect. Think you can find it? Here is my number if you have questions 812-639-7523

Lauren: Probably not lol. I'm terrible with directions. I'll try my best though. I'll text you so you have mine as well.

Elliot: "That's my second tech no. pull this month."

by lug nut October 9, 2009

Technical Laryngitis

When your computer freezes and you cannot respond to an IM.

My computer locked up and I couldn't respond to her IM, I had a bad case of technical laryngitis.

by The Wicked Chica August 21, 2010