Guatemalan Tea Party

Having to Piss from ones asshole, usually after ingesting spicy food.

"Man after I tried that Carolina Reaper hot sauce, I had myself a Guatemalan Tea Party"

by Mrs.Crowley June 30, 2024

sweet tea

katherine's idea of what sweet tea is, even though it's just iced tea with sweetener

*sweet tea

katherine likes to drink sweet tea

by sweetteaordie August 5, 2022

tea vessel

Tea vessel is a move that was performed by very horny men.

Tea vessel means a man going down and finding poop in his girlfriends' panties, and then eating it for pleasure.

After John had sex with Tina, John desided to do a Tea Vessel, for good relief.

by Danks of Memes December 5, 2016

Tea-fingers

Fingers capable of withstanding heat without pain, favorable when drinking tea.

James didn't hold the tea cup by it's handle as he had developed sturdy tea-fingers

by Shidonia no Kishi February 5, 2015

Tea Time

When someone spills all the information they have on any given subject.

Allie’s friends all know it’s officially tea time whenever she’s around.

by Xephyreous March 24, 2021

Tea

Orlaith Harkin is the Lord of all Tea

Spill the Tea Sis- Orlaith

by TheLordOfAllTeax July 1, 2019

Check your tea

A thinly-veiled threat referencing deadly polonium poisoning.

British journalists who criticised the Russian Olympic skater Kamila Valieva for failing her drug test were advised by her comrades to check their tea.

Someone told the British media team 'You will be positive when you discover some new substances in your tea.'

Litvinenko was a former KGB agent who criticised the Kremlin. He did not check his tea, and he passed away in 2006.

If you are an enemy of the Russian state who must go out to lunch, be absolutely sure to check your tea.

by BioHazardX February 24, 2022