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Bonus Hard Taco 

When someone say's something stupid or a false statement, the person listening is able to call a "bonus hard taco" which means that you are able to hit the person twice on the sholder and once on the back of the head.

Rules that apply:

1) If the person calls "late!" before you are able to say "bonus hard taco" you are not permitted to give them a bonus

2) The other person is able to call whether it's a "bonus HARD taco" or a "bonus SOFT taco" (when something said isn't VERY stupid, it's a soft taco)
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Fo Shaco My Taco 

Juan: Ey guey kieres ir al club? (Hey dude, you wanna go to the club?)

Tyrone: Fo Shaco My Taco!
Fo Shaco My Taco by CarlosCinco December 20, 2010
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Crystal Lake Taco Tuck 

When having intercourse you use a rolled up taco as a fake penis to penetrate the vagina. Then proceed to take the taco out when she orgasms, smack her in the head with it. Next, unwrap the tortilla and eat it while masturbating to "careless whispers" by George Michael.
I stopped at Taco Bell before I fucked this bitch last night, totally got her with the crystal lake taco tuck.

Philly Taco 

When you wrap an entire cheesesteak in a slice of pizza.

Suggestion: head to South street and try this with Jim's Cheesteaks & Lorenzo's Pizza.

While everyone has the right to order a cheesesteak however they like, I highly recommend “Prov wit, whiz on top”. This sexy intermingling of cheese provides the stretchiness of provolone while simultaneously fulfilling the need for whiz’s creamy mushiness. As for the fried onions, well, that’s a no-brainer.
Yo dude, it's 3am and I'm so hungry I could eat a Philly Taco!
Philly Taco by Richie Goldberg October 2, 2008

Volcano Taco 

A product made by taco bell that may also refer to redhead vaginas.

similar to "fire crotch"
"Eww, that girl has a straight up volcano taco!"

"Bro, let's go get some volcano tacos"
Volcano Taco by Ethan Kazmerzak August 27, 2009

Office Taco 

When your friend is not paying attention in class and your teacher askes a question. You tell him a outragious answere to blur out thinking he will get it correct. he does so and everybody laughs.
Teacher"what is the capital of new york class?" You" dude the answere is office taco" Your friend " raises his hand and sayes Office taco" Class" hahahaha"
Office Taco by Special-T923 March 23, 2010

chomp a cheesy taco

so, you're having sex. and you're obviously with a woman. come on- like you didn't know what a taco was. so it's a little "cheesy" so to say, from all the "action" going on. so if you perform oral sex, you're chomping a cheesy taco. i mean, whether it's cheddar or american, it's all the same.
Brigitte loves to chomp cheesy tacos in the locker room after school.
chomp a cheesy taco by Charlie December 30, 2003