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mushy purples 

the form that some natural breasts take on after the miracle of childbirth. The phenomena was first defined and investigated in detail by Tom Segura and Christina Pazsitzky on the Your Moms House Podcast.

I can be identified when the nipples and areola swell and take on a purple colored hue. They first swell up hard, then become mushy and point down.....then they stay down.
Jean had to go to a specialty store to find a properly fitting bra to hold her big mushy purples.
mushy purples by evinrude115 January 25, 2017
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Purble Place 

The most magical thing that existed when you were 6 years old. If you never played it then you were considered to not have a soul and you missed out.
Person 1: What's Purble Place?
Person 2: I-....heaven. It's heaven. Good day, sir. >:C
Purble Place by Crackhead Jerry January 11, 2019
Like you’re fronting, like deadass lying to sound cool.
“I just had 7 shots of alcohol
“Yeah you’re definitely purped, you’re like 12”

Perplexified 

When a nigga straight ponderin'
Dom: ay what'd she say
Miles: she sending dick pics bigger than mine..
Tommy:Get perplexified
Perplexified by perplexified May 18, 2019
He's a twitch streamer and a minecraft youtuber he plays bed wars and is part of the dream smp. He also amazing and cool and very competitive.
"Hey Tommy get out of my house" Purpled yelled at Tommy
Purpled by ;-; October 20, 2020

Purpletard 

Hey! go help that purpletard!”
Purpletard by Gretchen69420 January 1, 2022

Purplesec 

A Person/People who are annoying or irritating
Man those purplesecs are so annoying.
yes Jeremy, yes they are.