Because you touch yourself at night!

One of the most popular theories as to how the dinosaurs become extinct.

Why did the dinosaurs die out?

Because you touch youself at night!

by AndyAML July 30, 2003

that's what you said last night

Alternative of 'that's what she said' Turning something normal someone has said, to being sexual.

Girl: *spits out food* Your sausage tastes too salty!
Boy: That's what you said last night..

by Ojm123 October 7, 2011

friday night funkin week 4

the best music on this earth

Have you heard the friday night funkin week 4 music?
yeah its lit

by laughs in i regret my username February 7, 2021

late night drive thru

Nighttime hook-up with an easy lay.

She's not my main squeeze, just another late night drive thru.

by Nala Nightly May 12, 2016

Photos From Last Night

Photos that were taken at a party, typically while drunk. Often involves red solo cups, making out & funny faces and outfits.

Jay: Why did you make out with my girl?!
Rob: I don’t remember that!
Jay: Dude, those were some photos from last night!

by I Like To Define Words January 18, 2021

Friday Night Pudding Fight

To destroy a sexual partners anus with a spoon.

Ex. “Dave got arrested last weekend for having the ol’ Friday Night Pudding Fight with his wife .”

by Brennnnnnan is super March 27, 2018

late night nose blowing

aka masturbation

"What are you doing up"
"Oh, umm, I was just blowing my nose"

alas, late night nose blowing

by sdhfnvusdknl August 19, 2008