black fact

when a black man recites a fact that may be known to be true but cannot be proven at that exact moment

"man, i hear that nickle n dima jenny has da loooosest pussy on da block."

"pimp, dat just a black fact"

by whitechocolate1984 August 11, 2009

black spiderman

A spiderman with a huge penis that has 8 legs on said penis forming a web that when ejaculated comes out as a spider web

I love me some black spiderman

by 6ix9ineisapedophile September 1, 2018

Jacob Black

simp

no example needed. Jacob Black is a simp

by TalTimes May 12, 2020

Black sensitivity

When a black boy is offended by every little thing, including statues. Doesn't actually care until somebody tells him to.

There are over 10,000 nerve endings in a woman's vagina, and it's still not as sensitive as a black boy on the internet. Black sensitivity is real.

by re3ja June 22, 2019

Blacked it up

The so-called art of repairing something in a half-arsed manor, much like black people do because they are so lazy.

Dude: you totally fixed my TV!
Dude 2: no I just blacked it up by using a wire coat hanger as an aerial.

by fredreckless January 11, 2010

Black Hole

A fun thing to do in your free time!

(i'm not gay tho!1!111!)

"Yo me and my bros ate a black hole yesterday!"
"Yo that's sick bro!"

by Xexdeh January 1, 2020

35.black

A mysterious phrase banned by the great zucc of facebook and Instagram.

Zucc: Hey did you know you cant comment 35.black on Instagram or facebook?

Me: bullshit

Zucc: fuck you I'm selling your data

by anonymous October 28, 2020