Hard Hatting

Hard hatting is the act of defecating a particularly hard tip of a turd. Oftentimes, this is followed by super soft serve poop, or diarrhea.

Todd says, "Hey man, we gotta get going!"

Gary says, "Yeah, I'll get Bob out of the john."

Knock, knock, knock....

Gary says, "Hey Bob, we gotta get going!"

Bob says, "Hold on! I'm hard hatting in here!"

by Gnat Masterson January 23, 2023

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hat banger

Someone who bangs their head between young men's butt cheeks for enjoyment. Usually done to males between the ages 13 and 26

"Dude, did you just see Evan do the perfect hat bang"

"Yeah man, he's the perfect hat banger"

"10/10 would definitely hat bang"

by Hatsonhatsonhats August 17, 2016

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Santa hats

When a woman’s boob is saddened and completely deflated, most likely due to trauma-induced hyper reaction to oversexualization of the chest area, or due to misogyny and fomogeny

Yo, that girl last night had Santa hats

by anonymous August 3, 2024

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Keira's hat

A hat Keira will defend with her life, she will go to extreme lengths to ensure that any one who touches her hat suffers greatly. She also feels naked without it

Keira: "TOUCH MY HAT AND I WILL FUCKING END YOU."

Justin: *touches Keira's hat* *gets killed*

by Sailor boy December 2, 2021

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hats off

When you feel comfortable enough around somebody that you would feel comfortable taking your/their condom (penis "hat") off during intercourse, as opposed to a circumstantial sexual encounter.

Jason: "I've been thinking... maybe it's time for hats off?"

Monica: "Yeah, you're clean, but your pull-out game better be on point!"

by not-a-furry November 30, 2024

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