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Diversity Ghetto 

Window-dressing section of a college or corporate campus where most or all of an institution's diversity programs are placed. Often consists of a single floor, or single office, often in a remote or inaccessible part of the campus. Offices typically are understaffed, underfunded and expected to be experts on all issues black, brown and gay, and expected to deal with every life issue students of color, women and LGBT students face.
Person 1: Where is Dr. Liz Frazier's office?

Person 2: Who is that?

Person 1: She is head of Multicultural Affairs.

Person 2: Probably in the Diversity Ghetto. It's on the 3rd Floor of Smith Hall, on the other side of campus.

Person 1: Thanks. I have a question about racism.

Driving Ghetto 

Rolling your windows down, while jamin to hardcore rap music turned all the way up.
Jake was "Driving Ghetto" when he hit a mailbox.

Zach often "Drives Ghetto" with his wonderful girlfriend.

On facebook the group I drive and listen to GHETTO music, ima G, promotes the worldwide acceptance of "Driving Ghetto"

Pseudo-ghetto gangster

A douche bag, particularly white, trying to look, act, or talk like they are from the ghetto or as if they are a gangster of some kind. Over-sized shirts, baggy gym pants or jeans, nike's with sandals and overall douchebaggery is a symptom of being a pseudo-ghetto gangster.
Did you see Eminem last night?
Yeah, he's a pseudo-ghetto gangster
Pseudo-ghetto gangster by Kiafayce September 7, 2010

The Ghetto System 

A system to determine one's true ghettoness, by a measure of possesions, income, crime committed and location. Add the numbers up to determine your total ghetto score.
Being a Minority: +80
Clothing Regularly Worn:
Do-Rag:+30
Hat:+5
Jacket Under $60:+30
Jacket Over $60:-10
Shoes Under $40:+20
Shoes Over $40:-10
Shirt/Pants Accedently Ripped/Stained:+10
Shirt/Pants Purposly Ripped/Stained:-30
Income:
100,000+:-50
50,000-99,000:+4
$25,000 and below:+50
No Money:+100
Locations (all That Apply:
Own Property:-20
Own Property (Condemed):+50
Apartment(Well Kept):-5
Apartmen(Average):+0
Apartment(Deplorable:+10
Live in New Jersey:+50
A Cardboard Box:+100
A Bar:+40
Automobiles: Cars and car systems:
Value:
100,000+:-50
50,000-99,000:+4
$25,000 and below:+50
Hydrolics:+60
Spinners:+50
Neon:+10
Decals:+10
Custom Paint Job:+40
Chrome:+20
XM Radio:-5
Weapons:
Pistol:+30
High Caliber Pistol:+50
Palm Sized Pistol:+60
SMG:+40
Uzi:+70
Ak-47:+80
Kinfe:+10
Knife longer than 6 inches:+30
Machete:+50
Baseball Bat:+40
Crimes Committed (DO NOT COMMITTE CRIME TO INCREASE YOUR GHETTO SCORE!)
Violent Misdemeanor:+10
Misedmeanor:+5
Violent Felony:+20
Felony:+15

Race:
Being White:-400
The Ghetto System by King G July 12, 2005

Faux Ghetto 

Faux Ghetto (pronounced 'foʊ gĕt'ō)
n., pl. -tos or -toes.

1. When a person claims they're "hood" (pronouced hʊd) but was raised in middle to high class society.

2. Mainstream rap is a way of life. Gucci Mane is considered a godlike figure.

3. "T-ing" a girl with a friend is an acceptable way to lose your virginity

4. Beginning and ending each and every sentence with the word "Nigga."

5. Claim they're a "baller" but work at a local grocery store.

Ex. 1)(Insert Name Here) is faux ghetto.

Ex. 2)Brandon wears Abercrombie, listens to Gucci Mane, talks like he's from the street but lives in a $500,000 house. He's so faux ghetto"

McGill Ghetto 

The McGill Ghetto is found in downtown Montreal, East of McGill campus, where the coolest students live. While hipsters try and live East of the Ghetto (anything past Parc towards St Laurent does not count as the ghetto) because cheaper rent = ability to buy skinny jeans and tie dye shirts, all normal McGillians reside within the 4 corners of the Ghetto, consisting of: Sherbrooke/Parc, Sherbrooke/University, University/Pine, Pine/Parc. Please note living on streets Hutchison, Durocher, and Aylmer is preffered. Lorne is a bit sketchy but will pass also.
Guy picking up girl at Tokyo: Cool lets go to my place, i live in the McGill Ghetto!

Chick: Right on, we're on Aylmer! Let me grab my bff, we can have a big orgy!

Guy: Alright sure, ill grab my friend too, hes not my roomate but he lives close enough, on Peel.

Chick: Peel? Euh...nvm, go hit on somebody else, creep.
McGill Ghetto by zeropower February 20, 2010