spicy fake-out

Being so savagely tricked that you can't believe what just happened. (i.e. A teacher telling you don't need to worry about an exam and then giving you the most difficult test you've ever taken)

Guy #1 - Nancy asked for my number. I I thought we were going to go out, but she just pinned it in the girl's bathroom with a "Text me for period advice" sign.
Guy #2 - Damn bro, spicy fake-out

by @MissTake September 21, 2020

fake religious

People who act holy and self righteous when things go their way, but become pieces of shit when you disagree with them or call them out on their b.s.

Ali: "It's better to forgive and worry about yourself. We should all just agree for the sake of peace."
Omer: "I disagree."
Ali: "Wtf is wrong with you!? Are you stupid or retarded? Why can't you see I'm right?"
Omer: "How are you right?"
Ali: "Because I went to Yale, I pray everyday, am successful and everyone likes me."
Omer: "How does that make you right?"
Ali: "Wtf do you know Omer? You work in sales. And have like 50 followers. You barely know 10 surahs. I mean, you don't even have a beard."

Omer: "You just fake religious."

by Seven Eight6 April 9, 2020

fake dating

Fake dating When 2 people act like they're in a relationship for social gain

I can't believe Natalia and josh are fake dating again.

by fake dating September 22, 2020

Fake it until you break it

when you are able to believe deeply in what you say, that you influence with facts the fabric of the universe, and it starts popping up, you need to find reliable witnesses in order to influence thier reality so your influence becomes hegemonically dominant, resulting in a change of reality....

Karen: Leave or else
Normal person: Why, shall i leave?
Karen 2: (bypasser) Leave or we will make you leave!

Karen: Yeah we will!
Normal person: But you still haven´t told me why?
A whole bunch of Karens that just suddenly appeared: Let´s make him leave!
Normal person: Okay, Okay i will leave
Normal person leaves thinking...."those freaks can really "fake it until you break it" Fuck my life!

by brainmuscleai November 27, 2023

fake naturals

when a woman achieves a larger breast size by going on birth control; a riff on “big naturals”

ever since katie went on birth control she’s got the fake naturals

by researchpap June 5, 2024

Fake Urk

An urk is a mystical drug that is extremely rare. it is often made with cheap materials and sold as if it were the real deal. Taking a Fake Urk is believed to have drug-like effects—can trigger placebo-driven neurochemical responses, leading to perceived intoxication, cognitive distortions, and psychosomatic symptoms. Expectancy effects engage dopaminergic and serotonergic pathways, creating sensations of euphoria, dizziness, or relaxation despite the absence of active compounds. Repeated exposure may reinforce pseudo-dependency, demonstrating the brain’s power to generate subjective drug effects purely through belief. Taking too many fake urks will trick your body into overdosing so it is very important to verify your plug.

After taking what he thought was a powerful hallucinogen, Mark stared at the blank wall for an hour, convinced he was seeing patterns—only to later realize he had fallen victim to Fake Urk.

by The real pahooga February 25, 2025

Fake wowaka fan

A person who discovered wowaka a few years after he passed away, They only know the songs he made during his Vocaloid Phase, like: "Rolling Girl", "Ura-Omote Lovers" and "World's End Dancehall" Usually has little to no interest in the band he formed, (Hitorie) and has likely only known his music for 4 years.

Fake wowaka fans are the worst types of people.

by anonymous200020 May 22, 2023