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Shit-facebooking

The act of stalking pictures, searching for fun, trolling, or in general navigating Facebook while intoxicated.
Corrine posts: LOLZ OMFG I LOVE YOUR HAIRCUT. I mis you we should chill sometime <3.

Luke: Wow, don't tell me that you're shit-facebooking
by theKaramanukian June 23, 2011
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Extreme Facebooking

The act of liking as many status' of a person as possible. so that when they log back in they have a plethora of notifications. also may result in them not seeing notifications that they actually wanted to see.
I was Extreme Facebooking so much they disabled my like button...
by darthnebett April 7, 2011
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facebook jockin

a individual that comments on alot of your posts with stupid shit
person 1: yo man did you read what jim commented on your status?

person 2: yeah man hes facebook jockin dude
by dfvbgh September 26, 2011
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Facebook smart

Being able to succeed at tending a farm, running a mafia, and building a city all while creating a page that displays your hundreds of friends (you're so popular) and uniqueness by "liking" and displaying pictures, songs, events, quotes and statuses that thousands and sometimes millions of other people like as well
I was looking at my sisters Facebook page the other day and boy was I impressed. She reached level 200 on Farmville, has 200,000 people in her mafia, created and owns the biggest city on Cityville, has more than 5,000 friends, likes all the same things as everybody else and copies and pastes every major status update in the world. Now that's not just smart, that's Facebook smart.
by Pooeyscooter July 17, 2011
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Facebook Humor

When you use a Facebook function as the basis for your joke. For example, using the tagging feature to point out something absurd or hilarious in someones photo.
"Dude, did you see Jenny's camel toe in that photo she just posted?"

"Haha yeah man, you should tag it"

Time for a little facebook humor.
by TheModernAge86 December 5, 2011
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Facebook Moments

Moments that are so insanely random, retarded, original, stupid that they are epic.
Therefore, making them Facebook material.
by thegoodleftundone June 18, 2011
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facebook whore

Someone who constantly flirts/hooks up/plays head games with people they are friends with on Facebook. This usually involves posting several statuses that suggest they are about someone but no tags because there are several people they are messing with.
Did you see Carolyn CeeCee Reeds statuses? They were all about different guys.

Yea.. she's a Facebook whore.
by JohnDeereCamo February 24, 2012
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