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when neil cicierega spirit phone the lemon demon😨😨😨

hail sit the real of: IF YOULL BE MY NO EYED GIRL FROM NOWHERE MANKIND CAN GO
some random guy: holy shit neil cicierega

no eyed girl by human i think February 1, 2023

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Pork Eye

n. a puffy, swollen eye resulting from an infection caused by pressing one's eye against someone's rectum.

"Hey, what's up with your eye?"
"Ah, I've got pork eye; got it yesterday when I was trying to see up Petunia's ass."
"Ew."

Pork Eye by pratchett-fanboy April 17, 2023

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Pork Eye

When you get pork in your eye, but it don’t sting.

Hey bill! I just got Pork Eye.

Pork Eye by NoFace1974 April 18, 2023

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Stuy Eye

When your perception of female attractiveness takes a nosedive after spending too much time at Stuyvesant High School, where the beauty gene is rarer than one of the Stuyvesant alums getting less than a 1500 on the SAT.

Stuyvesant Student: Hey, that girl is pretty cute, I think I might talk to her.

Normal Person: That’s a gorilla jerking off. You definitely got Stuy Eye.

Stuy Eye by cockgobblertesticlesuckler September 23, 2023

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Flip Your Eyestickers

Put in contact lenses.

Flip your eyestickers, you fool!

Flip Your Eyestickers by Pete Maravich January 16, 2007

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Invisible Four Eyes

Any person who wears contacts, has invisibe four eyes.

Look at troys invisible four eyes!

Invisible Four Eyes by Troytheboytoy July 22, 2009

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Raunchy Red Eye

Some old worn out asshole

Dude, she offered up the raunchy red eye to me

Raunchy Red Eye by DickNasty1 November 29, 2010

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