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Bushwick Marriage
The opposite of a lavender marriage; when two straight men, for the purposes of convenience and social cohesion, get married to each other.
Adam and Charles are in a Bushwick marriage.
Why don’t they just marry women?
Something about them both wanting to get into the theater business.
Why don’t they just marry women?
Something about them both wanting to get into the theater business.
Bushwick Marriage by cockgobblertesticlesuckler July 29, 2026
Stuy Eye
When your perception of female attractiveness takes a nosedive after spending too much time at Stuyvesant High School, where the beauty gene is rarer than one of the Stuyvesant alums getting less than a 1500 on the SAT.
Stuyvesant Student: Hey, that girl is pretty cute, I think I might talk to her.
Normal Person: That’s a gorilla jerking off. You definitely got Stuy Eye.
Normal Person: That’s a gorilla jerking off. You definitely got Stuy Eye.
Stuy Eye by cockgobblertesticlesuckler September 23, 2023