I want to French dip your noodle

A low-key and confusing sex joke. Or is it?

Girl: "I want to French dip your noodle."
Guy: "Go right ahead, you know where the kitchen is ... Wait what?"

by Shutupand February 28, 2016

double dipped and scratched

1>to describe an embarassment beyond the realm of embarassment. yet humorous enough for all to laugh.
2>To describe a joke that countered another joke

jackie says: Damn that dude always Tryin to be hard; julie says: Yea he has to be hard in some place, otherwise he just gonna be plain soft jessie says: Hes been double dipped and scratched, all laughed.

by LostMinD January 27, 2009

Too much dip on ya chip

Used when an individual has too much dip, wether it be salsa, creme fresh, queso, etc, on a dip recipient (chip, crackers..)

:You got too much dip on ya chip
-you are right, I'll be more careful as to not putting too much dip on my cbip

by Chevvval December 23, 2020

scrotum dipping

The act of inserting the scrotum into the vagina.

Jeff and Mandy got caught scrotum dipping in the gym yesterday.

by Keng1012 May 16, 2017

Rip n dip

A clothing brand usually worn by hypebeasts

A phrase use to shorten the story of a condom ripping them you dipping

Yo I was dripping with my rip n dip on

Yo last night I ended up being a rip n dip night

by Kauan87 January 01, 2020

Buy the dip

When the perfect stock keeps dumping only because Citadel found out you were HODLing.
The best strategy is to buy the dip.

Me: Why is NVAX down today after WHO and EU approval?
Me2: Shut up and buy the dip.

by rocketmoon December 20, 2021

Mother Dips

A wonderful wife, also referred to as a Gold Digger

Person one: Have you heard about my wonderful wife Mother Dips?

Person two: Yes I have! Didn't you also call her a gold digger?

Person one:sometimes, but that's when we call her Tubbo

by Halo5157 May 02, 2021