cut out the middle man

1. Means of justification for a purchase. Everything is free if you think about it, because you aren't paying for a product, you're paying for someone to give it to you, so if you mentally cut the middle man (seller) out, you basically bought something for free.

2. Refers to stealing something. The people selling the product is the middle man, and by simply cutting out the middle man, everything magically becomes free.

g: omg where did you get those cool rings??
c: oh theyre free at emmy's!
g: really? i thought those were like 5 bucks each!
c: oh, i just cut out the middle man!

by i<3jordyn September 20, 2022

Dirty cutting board

Putting salmonella on one of your flatmates clean cutting boards as revenge.

Going to have give Joe a dirty cutting board after he nicked my pasta.

by Maddison Twatter April 1, 2024

Fresh Cut

When you're at your barber and you get a fresh cut. But he says its ten dollars and you gotta run

Look at this fresh cut, ight how much

by AYeetyBoi December 5, 2019

Cutting the pizza

Often referred to as cutting the pizza or cutting the men referencing gay anal sex

Oh my God guys do you remember when Brayden got caught cutting the pizza with Robert?

by Cutting the pizza November 28, 2025

hot cut

The act of farting in someones mouth.

To play a revenge prank on my passed out friend, I quietly got into position to give him a hot cut right into his open mouth.

by LuckyBas_Tard August 4, 2017

cut shaming

When a gambler cuts a shoe of cards, say for blackjack or baccarat, and is shamed by the group because that shoe caused them to lose money.

Blackjack table 804 is cut shaming Chris because everyone lost thousands of dollars on the shoe.

by TriviaNayNay January 26, 2018

classic cut

A classic cut is the original way of slicing the bread for Subway(tm) sandwiches, achieved by slicing off a u-shaped section of bread off the top of the bun.

"I'll get a footlong meatball" -customer
"would you like regular or classic cut?" -Subway(tm) sandwich artist
"Classic cut, please" -customer

by legendzen September 16, 2013