puerto rican car wash

Urinating on an object with the goal of cleaning said object

Yo Holmes, Honda Civic is mad dirty, I'm about to give that shit a puerto rican car wash

by Jhutchftw April 28, 2016

Car-nonce

Someone who enjoys new cars

This car is fresh out the factory, you could say in a car-nonce

by CosmosFury September 9, 2025

car battery

A battery to power an automobile, used often as an acquatic fauna rejuvenator, also its good in all cases.

Girlfriend: I'm breaking up with you, sorry, it's just that the stress you're putting on me is astronomica-
Boyfriend: car battery
Girlfriend: this is why i'm cheating on you with bradley you useless reprobate
Boyfriend car battery (derogatory)

by m̶e̷m̸e̷s̴ June 26, 2023

Missouri car wash

Noun- The act of opening the backdoor of a school bus, pulling down your pants, and peeing on the car behind

Ivan needed to pee, so he opened the emergency exit and gave the Dodge behind them a Missouri car wash

by MissouriMann May 22, 2017

Car Seat Headrest

Weezer for homosexual furries

Person 1: What is Car Seat Headrest?
Person 2: It's like Weezer but for homosexual furries
Person 1: Oh wow

by two_trucks9009 February 20, 2024

Car

A small group of friends or like-minded people; originally prison slang.

Those guys have the best car in the whole joint.

by RadicalMilieu October 10, 2022

Parked his Car in a Threatening Manner

Car parked legally outside a learning institution, Causing that learning institution to go into lockdown for the safety of students and staff. No need to call Police.

He "parked his car in a threatening manner". We need to lock down to protect the safety of Students and Staff.
Long live the Machine !

by Inbred from Goulburn June 22, 2023