beer perfesser

a professor of physics who writes a whole book about the bubbles in beer

i say is that a beer perfesser I spy in yon chamber?

by chaircrusher May 16, 2007

beer water

Beer that tastes like water/tonic water/club soda.

Man, this corona is beer water, despite being four percent and ice cold.

by BREWTALIZER December 18, 2007

beeracuda

some people have severe personality changes when they are drunk. This is a word for that person that tries to be mean and scary when talking to another guy friend

Dude 1: "Yo this is a pretty sick party"
Beeracuda: "Wassup bitches. why are you guys such pussies"
Dude 2: "Wow what a beeracuda"

by 7th flo crew June 11, 2009

Beer Sherpa

Designee that bears the weight of the alcohol in transit to a social gathering.

"So wheres this beer money going tonight?"
"Well Andrews the Beer Sherpa, don't worry man we can trust him"

by tweak64 November 20, 2009

Beer Kill

When you accidentally assassinate your beer. Especially while playing sports.

(basketball knocks over your beer)
Oh man, you just scored a beer kill! Hahaha, alcohol abuse!

by The_Real_Ice_Age February 25, 2010

Beer:30

some time after beer drinking should have started

Guy to friends: "Hey, you started without me!"
Friends: "Your bad ... it's Beer:30"

by BeerGood October 23, 2012

beeracle

The healing power of beer in various ways:
- Opposite sex becomes miraculously attractive after beer consumption
- Beer consumption leads to great superpowers, like dangerous courage & corrosive karaoke breath.
- Beer can suddenly stimulate dormant internal organs to begin processing bodily fluids again! *

* A friend recently told me about an old buddy who was living out his last days with failing organs.
The doctors had sent him home to be with loved ones as he awaits his passing.

My friend, being the caring & nurturing sort, called his family & asked them if there was any beer in the house for his old pal. The family members said yes, So my sweet friend told them to let his buddy drink one last brewski for his final fling!
They agreed, & the man did partake....
Much to their surprise, the infirmed chap's kidneys began to function again on their own, & his strength steadily improved. My bud's theory is, his kidneys knew exactly what to do with beer.
Now, you may call it a spirit stimulation...

I call it a BEERACLE !!!

by MICHAELANTONIO June 16, 2016