Cliff Christians

Christians who look down on others because of their knowledge of scripture and feel that God favors them more as result.

I liked this Church alot more before I realized all the Cliff Christians that go here.

by Ol watchmen June 21, 2023

Christian

A loser who is mixed race and should die a horrible death. He is a snake who records all discord conversations and sends them to his friend (who will not be named, but his name is Alex) in order to ruin the friend group permanently.

Ttren wants to rape Christians tight bussy as a worm

by jbumpus20 June 26, 2023

Christian Atheist

An atheist that believes in an afterlife and references Jesus, but believes in science for the creation of life and existence, or not thinking God is real. These people reference many bible related subjects, but does not think that God is the creator of life, only saying so for a joke or other non-serious reason.

Joe is such a Christian atheist. He references god so much but still refuses he believes he is real.

by SlipperyButterBoi June 28, 2023

Samuel Christian Santos

Samuel is a very sexy wasian boy who is super nice and got a 3 milimeter defeater.

Wow youre so hot and wasian just like Samuel Christian Santos.

by Sigmalord June 6, 2024

Christian

A guy who shaves his legs

John: Hey, why does Christian have such smooth legs?
Greg: Oh he shaves them every day

by Cyclone841 June 7, 2024

Christian

Christian is mostly commonly used as a term for a follower of Christianity or a common Christian name

but please stop making definitions that say Christian: Sexy guy, since that isn't an actual definition, I don't know who Christian is at all so STOP MAKING THESE STUPID DEFINITIONS I DONT HAVE TO FLIP THROUGH PAGES 1-58 in order to find an actual definition finally. For the love of god, literally.

"The Christians believe in Jesus, God, and the Bible (or at least their interpretation or version of the Bible)

by subbst June 9, 2024

How Christians Read the Bible

By presupposing it's truth and then create a narrative that is parallel to the text and then accepting this adjacent narrative AS TRUTH... Regardless of what the text actually says.

Hym "And then what they do is believe the narrative that is constructed around the text... In spite of the FACT that it is a manifestation of their own mind. So, it doesn't matter WHAT YOU SAY... As long as the conclusion is that the religion is both true and good. And it looks something like this:

Dr. JeepJorp "Flabbity florbity flip flop! Everyone KNOWS that flabbity florbity flip flop and that = the Bible true and good!"

Sheeple "Hey! I'm everyone! You're right! I know that, I mean, come on. Do you think I don't know that flabbity florbity flip flop? Everyone know it!"

Hym "And that's how Christians read the Bible."

by Hym Iam June 14, 2024