Apple Pie

The type of food you’d rather eat than a carrot cake after smashing your opponent in boxing.

“That guy made me hungry for apple pie after that nightmare of a boxing night!”

by LikeXD31 September 21, 2021

MAROON APPLE SMOOTHIE

You and your boyfriend/ girlfriend are in missionary and she bleeds from her pussy right into your mouth while you're still licking.

¨ Hey, do you want a maroon apple smoothie before the night ends?¨

by IDIDIT69 September 23, 2021

apple

you damn motherfucker
why are you searching the definition of an apple on urban dictionary
are you really that bored

"EAT THE DAMN APPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

by Meme Ghost September 27, 2021

Purple Apple

A giant testicle

Omg my dick appointment had the biggest purple apple I've ever seen

by Flappypengoo September 27, 2021

Green apple monkey

When your gamer tag is MinMa5ter233

She fucked green apple monkey

by Dark blue banana fucker September 29, 2021

apple cat

a dumbass thing me and my friends made up in 2017. It's literally like this giant apple with a cat face inside that runs really fast

omg!! is that an apple cat I see?! I didn't know what to put here so uh, hooray apple cat!!

by orange shark July 13, 2021

Apple Head

A person with an enormous or apple shaped head; someone that is so ditsy they should be made fun of by default (aka McParland).

"McParland is such a dork."
"Yeah. That apple head can't do anything right."

by GrayHairedLady 1 July 15, 2021