crying apple

An apple that feels pain and cries when told that it isn’t a nice colour
The red and yellow apple became a crying apple when may called it a terrible name
by Anonymous1019181716 March 22, 2021
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apple care

the shittiest and most expensive repair service that will deny your request to have your device fixed
If you pay for apple care, you are literally special needs.
by mad_nic November 08, 2021
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apple kick

When you near orgasm and kick Granny Smith in the puss
Dude I was plowing his grandma then I apple kicked her right in the clit!
by Brutis May 23, 2017
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little green apples

1. A math term used to describe small spherical objects

2. Tiny green fruits
3. Can be used in a phrase to describe happiness
Doesn't that just frost your little green apples
by The Real Ninja Cat Pickle October 24, 2017
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Jewish Apple

A handgrenade, due to the fact that German Army members would often make Jews chew on them like apples before they exploded.
Jerry: We’re getting a new supply of Jewish Apples next Tuesday.
Tom: Thank god! I was beginning to think I wouldn’t be able to violently traumatize a family again!
by .TheEel January 31, 2020
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Rabid Apple

"Apple Cider and Gin"
On new years day i had some gin left and nothing to mix it with. I had coke and mountain dew, both would be disgusting and then i remembered i had sparkling cider. I mixed 2 shots of New Amsterdam gin and a healthy helping of cider and ice and that was the birth of the Rabid Apple. It is so crisp and refreshing and I hope you enjoy.
"Dem rabid apples got me drippin swaggu."

"me and my homie got tipsy off some rabid apples last night."

"After a long day at work this rabid apple is about to set me off right."
by Ricdiculus January 02, 2012
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snazzy apples

woah dude thats some snazzy apples !!
by paper the air January 17, 2015
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