Fat Mallard

A Giant Penis

That guy has a fat mallard

by SGTCorbis September 10, 2016

fat kid

To overindulge in a thing or activity until officially unhealthy by medical or psychological standards.

Brian enjoyed heavy metal so much in his youth that he fat kidded his ears for life.
Dave watched so much porn that he literally fat kidded himself into erectile dysfunction.

by b&byc&kes July 21, 2017

Fat Tax

Price an individual pays for a gym membership that is never used

Martha realized she had to pay her fat tax this month, since she didn't make time for the gym since her last payment.

by Hciqo3n48 August 23, 2019

Fat Aus

A Kluck Fuck that is extremely flat in the ass but fat in the sass. Typically eats 3 entrees for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. A Fat Aus can be seen in the wilderness but on rare occasions can be seen holding the same beer for three hours in the corner of your favorite local bar.

"Did you just get a three stack of pancakes with your huevos rancheros? You a mother fuggin Fat Aus."

by Gemma369 October 10, 2017

Ramp Fat

A woman so large that you need a sex ramp in order to effectively penetrate towards her vagina.

James: "Dude, did you hit that ramp fat chick you brought home from the bar last night?"

Randy: "Totally, I lubed her up, and laid out my ramp and all that fat came right up and I got right through."

by Brock Sledgehammer September 9, 2011

Sex fat

The sex of fat between fatty sex with the sack fat sach fat sack.

God yes gimme that sex fat mommy.

by Rico silly September 10, 2021

Fat Fuck

Fat Fuck; When trying to have intercourse with a larger woman it’s hard to find the hole ? What you do is go 3 flaps forward, find the one that smells like shit and looks like curdled cottage cheese and go one flap back and your there!

“Fat” Fuck Get it

Tonight I’m gonna try my first Fat Fuck ! Hope Heather is understanding if I don’t get it right! I’ll bring Flowers!

by Amy Jae December 9, 2022