by anonymous October 4, 2020

by Mr.Zogrebginald August 21, 2013

Once there was a token called WIF, a dog with a hat. But who put a hat on dog? $NOHAT came and removed the hat, because why would you put a hat on a dog.
by altrododo May 13, 2024

by VegemiteAddict January 23, 2024

A kind of person who lives in suburbia, but acts like he lives in the America countryside. They like dirt bikes, cars & hunting. They also show a weirdly strong amount of homosexuality.
They’re named mullet-hats due to the fact that they’re usually seen with a mullet and red dirt hat combination.
They’re named mullet-hats due to the fact that they’re usually seen with a mullet and red dirt hat combination.
They thought their suburban neighborhood was not a weirdly shaped farm. But then, the mullet hats showed up.
by Roasted beans December 8, 2022

Usually happens during surprise anal, when a woman has not evacuated their bowels properly. You usually get a five second warning after you mash a turd with your meat stick. Then suddenly, she needs to shit, so you pull out and the tip of your penis is wearing a top hat made of poo.
"After Katie gave me a chocolate top hat, life was not the same. No amount of soap can ever clean me. I might as well throw my dick out."
by Turdgod December 27, 2016

by incre@99 August 30, 2018
